Colloquially referred to as Tower, it is one of Princeton University's ten eating clubs. It is a bicker club, which means it rejects, or hoses, many of its applicants to compensate for its members insecurities. Its members have a well-documented fetish for horse erotica and are tools. Many members are students in Woody Woo, which makes them powertools. The club, although selective, is seen as overwhelmingly less relevant than the other four bicker clubs and the inimitable sign-in club, Terrace F. Club.
Common Descriptions of Tower and its membership: Assholeville. Bitchtown. Crazyland. Douchebag central. Euphemism for shithole. Fuckface city. God-damned hellhole. Hypocrite island. Idiot capital. Jerk-off headquarters. KKK meeting hall. Loser county. Moldy cuntmuffin bakery. Nasty-ass domicile. Onanism station. Pathetic excuse for a club. Quintessential cockmunchers. Rabies infested hovel. Sorry-ass motherfuckers. Tool shed. Unsightly clusterfuck. Venereal disease ridden dump. Whorehouse. Xeric vagina. Yesterday's news. Zenith of dumbassery. Vastly inferior to TFC
Common Descriptions of Tower and its membership: Assholeville. Bitchtown. Crazyland. Douchebag central. Euphemism for shithole. Fuckface city. God-damned hellhole. Hypocrite island. Idiot capital. Jerk-off headquarters. KKK meeting hall. Loser county. Moldy cuntmuffin bakery. Nasty-ass domicile. Onanism station. Pathetic excuse for a club. Quintessential cockmunchers. Rabies infested hovel. Sorry-ass motherfuckers. Tool shed. Unsightly clusterfuck. Venereal disease ridden dump. Whorehouse. Xeric vagina. Yesterday's news. Zenith of dumbassery. Vastly inferior to TFC
Well, he may have raped and murdered your wife but at least he wasn't a member of the Princeton Tower Club.
I took a member of Tower back to my room last night but he couldn't get his 2 inch penis erect so I laughed at him and kicked him out of the room.
I walked in on some Tower members watching horse porn when I stopped by the club on a Monday night
I took a member of Tower back to my room last night but he couldn't get his 2 inch penis erect so I laughed at him and kicked him out of the room.
I walked in on some Tower members watching horse porn when I stopped by the club on a Monday night
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the lunches come from cox's. school lunches suck, but this takes it to a whole new level. a regular lunch ncludes shit covered in cum served with a side of cut up alien penis and a milk. the most ridiculous part of it all is that the lunch is $5. do yourself a favor, bring your own lunch.
the sports teams suck too. they dont even bother holding tryouts. anyone can play.
oh, and dont even get me started on field day. you know how field day is supposed to be competitive? well at pcs, there is no competitive aspect to field day. it's all about faggy teamwork and helping out those bitchy ass little kids. fuck them. no tug of war, no relays, no individual events. instead, we do activities like sack racing, run-out-to-a-plunger-spin-till-u-get-dizzy-and-run-back, and roll-a-ball-down-a-tube. they need to bring back old field day. it's not teamwork, it's all about competition - winning.
also, i just think it's hilarious how they do all these anti-bully workshops. for the duration of the workshops, people stop bullying. the workshop will end, and everyone will go back to calling each other dickhole, fuckface, or whatever the case may be.
fuck charter. some of the worst years of my life.
the lunches come from cox's. school lunches suck, but this takes it to a whole new level. a regular lunch ncludes shit covered in cum served with a side of cut up alien penis and a milk. the most ridiculous part of it all is that the lunch is $5. do yourself a favor, bring your own lunch.
the sports teams suck too. they dont even bother holding tryouts. anyone can play.
oh, and dont even get me started on field day. you know how field day is supposed to be competitive? well at pcs, there is no competitive aspect to field day. it's all about faggy teamwork and helping out those bitchy ass little kids. fuck them. no tug of war, no relays, no individual events. instead, we do activities like sack racing, run-out-to-a-plunger-spin-till-u-get-dizzy-and-run-back, and roll-a-ball-down-a-tube. they need to bring back old field day. it's not teamwork, it's all about competition - winning.
also, i just think it's hilarious how they do all these anti-bully workshops. for the duration of the workshops, people stop bullying. the workshop will end, and everyone will go back to calling each other dickhole, fuckface, or whatever the case may be.
fuck charter. some of the worst years of my life.
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A student, alum, or faculty member of Princeton University. A Princetonian is not to be confused with those people living in and around Princeton Borough and Princeton Township not affiliated with the University; these persons are often referred to as "townies". These townies calling themselves Princetonians is analogous to residents of New Haven calling themselves Yalies: just plain wrong.
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