parkering

When a bro puts a girl first. Doesn't abide by 'bros before hoes'

"is he really bailing on us?"
"Yeah, he's parkering us tonight. Fuck him"

by YellowStoned November 26, 2016

Wall Papering

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An act, (usually homosexual) where one party is standing, spread, facing a wall (much like when a police man performs a search). And the other member relentlessly ravages them from behind. Thus resembling two people putting up wall paper.

Tony: Where are those guys?
Kevin: i think they're inside wall papering each other

by skippyskippy November 6, 2015

Praying Mantis

A man that preys on females in their own circle of friends but never pulls outside this group...

That paul is a Praying mantis man, never pulls outside the group!!

by Pickwick the Rabbit June 22, 2006

Praying Mantis

A girl that walks like a fucking praying mantis and stalks people all the time. She has huge bug eyes and no boobs. She will usually have an annoying nasally voice and will chew gum obnoxiously loud.

Person 1: My friend won't stop following me and wont stop chewing gum.
Person 2:Youve got a Praying Mantis.

by 1621122 November 3, 2011

Praying

Word used in reference to smoking marijuana. Used in social situations where other words such as burning are inappropriate.

It's is rooted in Buddhism, with reference to the 'Fat Buddha.' When one is smoking the fat buddha, he is praying, or getting high.

Do you want to pray behind the building?

by Poha April 17, 2003

Praying for you

An empty term used to show you "care" for the person/event so that you can gain attention/popularity.

Instagram Post: "At a loss for words right now, I can't believe you aren't here anymore"
Commenter: Oh my god, praying for you!!

by M7LEZ October 13, 2020

reverse Praying Mantis

OK...we all know that a female praying mantis bites the head of the male after the have sex. So a reverse praying mantis is when your wife/girlfriend bitches at you "biting your head off". Then later when she has cooled down and horny she wants to have sex.

Man my chick was bitching like crazy yesterday. Its ok though because she pulled a reverse praying mantis

by sheisducksick August 25, 2011