Pooched

Derived from the term 'screwed the pooch'. Meaning to completely fail at something.

Mate, I totally pooched my exam, I got an E.

by CeePeeBee December 16, 2009

poonched

Native slang, it has the same meaning as "fucked".

Guy1: Ho-Ah i tottally poonched her
Guy2: Err boy ever sick!

by NEXTBLUEZ June 24, 2016

man-pooch

Large accumalation of fat above a man's genitalia where it looks like a seperate mound of fat aside from the stomach.

Brett: Hey, check out that tweedle dee looking motherfucker over there wearing those tight ass jeans.

Gabe: Yeah, he shouldn't wear his belt so tight, cause it really accentuating his man-pooch.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 21, 2009

Pounding the Pooch

Also know as Doing the Dog. To be a lazy no good worthless piece of shit. Or in some cases, to actually have sex with a dog.

"Hey! Get back to work and stop Pounding the Pooch!"

by PeeBee February 12, 2004

Pooch

Beautiful stomach fat. I think its cute and fun to poke.

Aww I just wanna poke the pooch!

by allerd January 27, 2005

screwed the pooch

to screw up

Boy who ever approved the new Big Tex design really screwed the pooch!

by screwedthepooch October 4, 2013

poochew

The action of chewing(tobacco) and pooping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. Not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy.

Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.

by Mayben June 29, 2007