Phonix

1.The master, the best, number one, you can't do better than it 2.all ways on time, can trust this person with your gold bars 3. Friendly, helpful, dominates in every way, shape and form, better than the rest.

"I'm the 'Phonix' of this trade"
"Man thats Phonix"

by motox_450 February 24, 2010

Poonis

A hairy fucker who has a penis covered in warts and fungus. Can also be someone who has a tremendous amount of STIs

Beck "Jack is so sexy"
Bethany "What?! He is a poonis!"
Beck "Eww. Nevermind"

by GoofyNoofyIRL July 29, 2020

Poonis

The genitalia of a gay man within 10 minutes of having given anal love.

"After I gave him my love, my poonis was stanky."

by jonnycocksucker July 25, 2009

poonin

to go hunting for poon. going to the bars in search of a one night stand.

tonight is man night and we are gonna go to IC and go poonin!

by Benny Biceps October 3, 2007

Poonicorn

A tech startup valued over 1B (a unicorn), but it has a shit product. So, it will tank the moment it IPOs or gets bought.

I don't get all the hype around this new app, man. That company is a total poonicorn!

by djzoos May 3, 2017

Poonis

A penis which is able to poo.

1) Your poonis may be bigger than mine, however: mine creates larger poochunks than yours on average.

by celllphone May 26, 2009

pooning

The Process of getting Poon Tang.

I wanted to hang out with you but you were too busy pooning your girlfriend

by Dooley July 11, 2006