Plop Splash

The term given to when one's poop is dense and heavy enough to cause a plop, in the toilet, that results in one's butt to be splashed. It's a commonality that one becomes panicked as to why their butt has received a wet surprise, that is, until they remember their Chinese feast the night prior.

"Aww, dude, what the hell was that!?... God damn plop splash, fucking General Tso's gets me every time."

by stevo-k September 4, 2010

co-plop

1. (v) two or more people simultaneously crapping over water while holding hands

2. (n) the act of co-plopping

3. (n) the noise made when two or more turds simultaneously splash in the water

Our dog sniffed my ass after my wife and I co-plopped in the hot tub.

Daisy and I shared an intimate co-plop in the bathtub after a night of Mexican food, tequila shots and anal sex.

I think those nudists holding hands over there just shat in that puddle; did you hear a co-plop?

by KD and the L January 20, 2009

Pudding Plop

A large and steamy bowel evacuation or diarrhea that because of gravity drops into toilet water causing water to splash directly on the taint and butt cheeks.

After those burritos I ran to the bathroom and was drenched by a steamy pudding plop.

by Donherdme September 9, 2013

ploog noog

Someone who has over indulged

I feel like a big fat Ploog Noog.
Have a look at you ya bloody Ploog Noog

by Tgreig September 23, 2017

Hurmagurph Plop

The sounds made when you finally make that poo that you've been waiting to make.

"Hurmagurph plop," Trenton exclaimed as he made that poo.

by j o e m a m m a February 2, 2020

taco plop

The "taco plop" is the female version of the male "tea bag".

After Tom was rendered unconscious from night of making-out with a bottle of Vodka, Amanda wasted no time dropping her "manda pants" and taco plopped Tom right between the eyes.

by fusterclucker February 9, 2012

Plooz Unit

A slang term used to refer to a man's sperm. One Plooz Unit is one single sperm.

Natasha and I want to get pregnant, so i hope a Plooz Unit of mine can do the trick pretty soon.

by Ploozy May 19, 2016