slap your plastics

A phrase that is said to whomever is dating an annoying super model to shut her fake-ass up.

Bitch, slap your plastics.

by Ct Tambo January 20, 2007

Particles

Pronounced "par ti cleez." He was the Greek god of quality-looking cheap furniture and the spokesperson for Rooms To Go.

Speaker 1: "Hey, Chuck got a new case for his home entertainment center. I heard it's pretty nice."
Speaker 2: "No. I saw it, and it's pretty cheesy. He'll be praying to Particles the first time someone puts a cold cold drink down on the wood."

by hans747 May 2, 2006

plasticle

the word for the replacements or add ons given durring plastic surrgery

hey look at the plasticles on her

by the person w April 7, 2010

Particles RPG

An online game where the impeccable Paradox rules all.

Screw this im going to Particles RPG

by TheGreatParadox January 25, 2007

plastiche

A pastiche of plastic surgery.

Melanie Griffith is so plastiche!

by Brie Fromage June 27, 2006

slap your plastics

Putting a condom on before you bang a chick

Before banging a chick you better slap your plastics on or you're gonna be a daddy

by TehMilkMan February 13, 2007

slap your plastics

This is a term referring to one thumbing through all the cards in his wallet to decide beffore hand which ones are good for use with an available debit, credit or ATM withdrawel balance. This is proper in considering saving ones own face by avoiding the posibility of being turned away for a declined account. One should keep the good cards with him in his card organizer and slap the maxed ones down on the countertop, in the rubberbanded collection of stollen cards or, hell, just discard the bitches. Further more just pay the premiums and don't offer me drinks out until you get your *#@$ together!

Please slap your plastics before we get to the check-out counter to avoid last weeks embaressing scene and a sore back from bending over to pick up our faces at the head of this long line.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 16, 2007