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Predictive Programming

The idea where the elites want to make stories but they don't have the capacity to come up with something novel, so they just create media where the story is something that they plan on doing in the future.
Guy 1: Did you see the White Noise movie?
Guy 2: No, I heard it was a stupid movie that was only intended for an esoteric elite who planned the East Palestine event.
Guy 1: What a bunch of predictive programming bullshit.
by Pancrab March 1, 2023
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Productive

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You are very productive”
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Productive

Something that could be seen as worthwhile, but is probably used as an excuse to do a useless task.
Instead of sitting here, I am going to do something productive.

Like what?

I'm going to watch Days of our Lives.
by Skye8604 February 16, 2009
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Productive sex

n. Sex that's so good you're at least twice as productive the next day
Last week I had productive hangover, so I opted for productive procrastination and had productive sex with this new chick instead. Boy, I got a week's worth of work done the next day.
by Dr. Productive June 2, 2011
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Productive

pruh-dŭk'tĭv - Something that could be seen as constructive, but is actually a form of procrastination used to put off doing what one really needs to do.
Today I need to look for a job, but instead I'm going to be productive and clean my kitchen.
by JKLinn December 15, 2012
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Counter-productive

1)When you are doing something productive or being productive near a counter or a counter-like surface.

Objects can also be counter productive, as in shelves or knife-holders.

2)When you are productive near something that has counting abilities or data-collecting abilities.

Contrary to popular belief, this does not have a negative connotation.
That organizer Ned bought from the store was very counter-productive!

Mary, you are so counter-productive in the kitchen with your excellent cooking!

The scientists are very counter-productive with that machine that records data by counting each trial!
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productivelazy

Doing something productive (working, studying etc.) in a very slow pace, from a very comfortable place, preferably in bed, whilst wearing your comfortable clothing. To any observer it seems lazy, but there is actual productivity going on.
"I've spend my entire day productivelazy!"
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