Panda Bear Madness Minute

When panda bears mysteriously appear on camera and dance frantically. Usually used as a last attempt for a crap show to get ratings. Made popular by the T.V. show South Park.

"Thankyou Token for that report, now its time for PANDA BEAR MADNESS MINUTE"

(pandas rush onto the set and dance frantically)

by Ramblaron August 21, 2006

Flying panda nigger

Big ass black pandas with wings

Holy crap, that flying panda nigger just ate my dog

by LupineA April 30, 2011

panda proof

Exceptionally smart people doing incredibly dumb things.

Doug could you update the document so Jason can submit it to a customer without reading it or knowing how to write? What you want me to make it Panda Proof?

by Perfunctory Yeti May 15, 2014

Panda lover

The nicest person you'll ever meet. Usually has a liking of cats too, a very quiet and introverted person. If you have a panda lover as your friend or partner , buy them a stuffed panda and they will love you for the rest of your life

John Brown - I will never date a panda lover ever in my life
Jane Brown - Darling, I'm a panda lover. I demand a divorce right now. Panda lovers will rule this earth

by ilovepandas145 February 21, 2022

panda pearl

a black and white rock that comes from a panda clam when infected.

She had a panda pearl in her snatch.

by PandaSandTheAsian December 5, 2007

Black Hole Panda Nest

The relative transverse directions are those where one has baby panda boundary conditions with respect to one brane and mommy panda boundary conditions with respect to the other. A Black Hole Panda Nest collectively manifests both branes and all dimensions within the local spacetime of a living panda nest.

Michael: Did you hear those yelps?! A nest must be near!

Fred: What Yelps?! What nest?!

Michael: An easy way to identify a black hole panda nest is to listen in for excited elementary panda yelps.

by Illa.Lusus August 13, 2009

pandaji

a name given to a homesexual person who is the leader of a 3 man homosexual gang/crew.

This gang of "3" is all male and all regulary participate in sexual activity with one another

The pandaji of the gang was called Zaid

by Zaid Querishi August 15, 2006