pirate 

a pirate is someone that has no greater religious law other than himself or what he already believes in... they are on the forfront of any great change for they have only themselves to relate the truth to

i was a prite. there was no one or bunch of people with a higher moral priciple or religious laws in my surroundings other than that which i alreay was and what i already believed in... so i became a pirate because (as the religion wouild say) I was the LORD

pirate by angus david macfarlane June 13, 2007

pirate 

When you hit a cow at 70mph in your burgandy pearl

Shanty Moses my cars a write off....i just did a pirate!!!

pirate by Johnny Goodtime January 3, 2008

Pirate 

1• A person who once sailed in ships on a quest to pillage and plunder other ships and/or countries for food and wealth.

2• A modern career that consists of hijacking yachts and firing AK-47s and RPGs around Somali waters.

3• A lifestyle that, despite the risk of death and contacting scurvy and other ailments, is popuarly endorsed by Disney and small children.

4• The holy missionaries of the Pastafarian faith.

5•The jackass that's going to copy and paste this definition without my permission.

1• Blackbeard was a very famous pirate that enjoyed a wonderful live on the waters while sinking ships.

2• Modern pirates, not needing traditional pirate gear, prove that they can be equally badass as their ancestors as long as they have some military-grade weapons, but not as badass as the US Navy.

3• Disney's "Peter Pan" demonstrates that piratery can be fun despite every logical thought that would suggest otherwise.

4• The holy Pirate, Pete, dedicated his whole life to feeding the poor, building schools, and lowering the cost of cable. RAmen.

5• Don't you fucking do it. I know what you're thinking, you smitefull prick.

Pirate by pag0 April 12, 2015

pirate 

What you become when you want to play a game but can't afford to buy it.

Guy 1: I want this game, but I have no money. Time to download it off of some shady website and become a pirate.

pirate by Person1582962 January 3, 2021

pirate 

A sexual position in which a male spits on a womans back before he ejaculates, and while her head is turned around, thinking he is finished, he elaculates in her eyes, causing her to say "AAARRRRGGGGHHHH" with one eye closed, like a pirate

she looked at me like a total pirate after i finished

pirate by poqwer October 1, 2007

Pirate 

A greasy sea worthy man who plunders gold, and has anal sex with his ship-mates

Out at sea you will see some pirates

Pirate by blah blah blah blah blah blah6 March 16, 2010

pirate 

To express disbelief in your friend for not knowing something that is blatantly obvious. Another word for 'duh'.

Red-headed chicks are hot. Pirate.

pirate by Rachael S. Mamane June 21, 2006