1 definition by pag0
1• A person who once sailed in ships on a quest to pillage and plunder other ships and/or countries for food and wealth.
2• A modern career that consists of hijacking yachts and firing AK-47s and RPGs around Somali waters.
3• A lifestyle that, despite the risk of death and contacting scurvy and other ailments, is popuarly endorsed by Disney and small children.
4• The holy missionaries of the Pastafarian faith.
5•The jackass that's going to copy and paste this definition without my permission.
2• A modern career that consists of hijacking yachts and firing AK-47s and RPGs around Somali waters.
3• A lifestyle that, despite the risk of death and contacting scurvy and other ailments, is popuarly endorsed by Disney and small children.
4• The holy missionaries of the Pastafarian faith.
5•The jackass that's going to copy and paste this definition without my permission.
1• Blackbeard was a very famous pirate that enjoyed a wonderful live on the waters while sinking ships.
2• Modern pirates, not needing traditional pirate gear, prove that they can be equally badass as their ancestors as long as they have some military-grade weapons, but not as badass as the US Navy.
3• Disney's "Peter Pan" demonstrates that piratery can be fun despite every logical thought that would suggest otherwise.
4• The holy Pirate, Pete, dedicated his whole life to feeding the poor, building schools, and lowering the cost of cable. RAmen.
5• Don't you fucking do it. I know what you're thinking, you smitefull prick.
2• Modern pirates, not needing traditional pirate gear, prove that they can be equally badass as their ancestors as long as they have some military-grade weapons, but not as badass as the US Navy.
3• Disney's "Peter Pan" demonstrates that piratery can be fun despite every logical thought that would suggest otherwise.
4• The holy Pirate, Pete, dedicated his whole life to feeding the poor, building schools, and lowering the cost of cable. RAmen.
5• Don't you fucking do it. I know what you're thinking, you smitefull prick.
by pag0 April 12, 2015