PILF

Priest I'd like to fuck

Did you see father andrews today, wadda PILF

by animalcraker August 2, 2009

PrILF

Along the same lines as MILF but for princesses rather than mothers.

A term created by Andy Zaltzman in edition 134 of 'The Bugle' (The Times Online) podcast in order to describe (soon-to-be) Princess Catherine Middleton's sexual allure.

Princess Michael of Kent, now there's a PrILF !

Not like that skanky ho Princess Beatrice.

by Our Royal Correspondent November 24, 2010

poo-pilfere

One who engages in the act of pilfering poo.

Man, you are such a poo-pilferer.

by Pooty-Poo December 9, 2006

profitable pilfering

To steal things compulsively that you will not use at the moment, but as your collection grows, you will find them rather useful.

Profitable pilfering is Melia and Shaqueera's favorite past-time.

by MeliaCobain June 13, 2007

PILF

Pizza I'd like to fuck.

Damn that pizza was bomb; PILF status.

by pharcyde21 May 1, 2009

Grindhoosering Pilferunds

Small crab like creature that crawl in ur ass while you're sleeping after you've had sex with a relative.

Its those damn grindhoosering pilferunds causing you arse pains.

by Bim Denver November 1, 2007

PILF

Podiatrist I'd like to fuck.

Podiatry is a branch of medicine devoted to the study, diagnosis and treatment of disorders of the foot, ankle and lower leg. Finally, we have a word to describe those hot foot doctors!!!

I went to the doctor today and let me tell you, she is one hot PILF.

Dude, I finally hooked up with that PILF I've been telling you about!

PILF, PILF, PILF!

by Detroiteah November 20, 2010