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profitable pilfering

To steal things compulsively that you will not use at the moment, but as your collection grows, you will find them rather useful.
Profitable pilfering is Melia and Shaqueera's favorite past-time.

Profitable Posterior 

Created by Lamar from GTA 5 to describe a woman with a nice ass
do you see that woman with the profitable posterior

vpn ( very profitable niggas)

Someone who doesn’t care about the chart and always blasts with conviction
This guy is a vpn ( very profitable niggas) he didn’t look at the price of the meal
It has the same meaning as profit, to gain from, with its use intended for dramatic flair. Quoted from Preach, part of the Youtube channel Aba & Preach.
When a person puts you in the Friendzone because it's convenient, they profitate from your being in the Friendzone.
Profitate by kameHouse May 12, 2020
When a girl purposefully leaves you in the friend zone because it is convenient for her.
Guy1: Dude, that girl has so many guys in the friendzone doing shit for her to get some and she totally knows it.

Guy2: What did you expect man? She profitates off that shit.
Profitate by Insigniarum May 12, 2020

poogitable 

An otherwise-worthwhile restaurant or bar marred by poor service.
"The food is excellent, but the waitresses are totally obnoxious; that place is a complete poogitable."
poogitable by trivtriv February 16, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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