Noobiusbeckit

What you call someone when they suck and they need to die

You’re a bit of a noobiusbeckit

Fine hand me the revolver

by SeenDizzle July 16, 2020

Gooch noogie

Just like it sounds, a noogie on your gooch. Usually performed during sexual intercourse to heighten sensation of the male orgasm.

“Bro, last night my girlfriend ran her nuckles across my gooch like an olde tyme washboard! It was the best gooch noogie I’ve ever had!”

by KyTrCh January 12, 2021

Noobing out

When you're playing a game or performing some other skilled activity, and a loss of focus, distraction, stress, or any combination of similar factors results in a rapid and uncharacteristic loss of skill or finesse. You start making noob mistakes.

"He was playing well for a while, but then he made a mistake or two and started noobing out. He totally blew it at the end."

by binarymike July 8, 2011

noobian

a new person to something; add on of noob/new/newplayer

Counter-strike: What a fucken noobian, he is seriuosly cluesless...

by Paul Anthony Morgan June 24, 2003

nooki

nooki is sex.... it is a much pleasent way to talk about it.

Bob.... i got some nooki from Mary last night...

by Hazzadedic May 17, 2006

Noobix Cube

A newbie that symbolically reflects a simplified Rubix Cube. Noobix Cubes are square in their thought process and slowly adapt to their enviorments, always thinking inside the box.

Think about it you Noobix Cube!

by mammal December 11, 2003

noobism

Noobisms are epic, even poetical thoughts, such as aphorisms, but by noobs. The Internet is a infinite source of them, since they are said/done all the time, and are often published because of their amusement value.

Teacher: "Remember, you can't bring MP3 players!"
Noob(female): "Can we bring iPods?!"
-People ROFL-
a noob-aware person to another: "OMFG, that was the BEST noobism EVER!"

by The Chao January 6, 2009