When an individual takes their rusty trombone and covers it in a layer of chalk, proceeding to then be involved in the sexual act of anal intercourse. The female then passes gas in the face of the male, thus resembling the choking and blinding smog of Los Angeles, California.
by Dirty Mike and the Boys 12 April 16, 2013

by Bjebbe February 18, 2009

by Jackee1134 June 17, 2018

someone who drives a gas guzzling car and is so super obsessed with it, that you can tell just by how they talk.
girl #1: yeah my boyfriend owns a hummer, did u know that? awww soooooo dreamy!
girl #2: everyone knows that, he's such a smog whisperer! how could you like a guy like that?
girl #2: everyone knows that, he's such a smog whisperer! how could you like a guy like that?
by superatlasman September 28, 2009

by gabemyster July 30, 2011

Dan: "Dude watch this, totally can blow smoke rings"
Pete: "Haha, thats nothing I can totally LA Smog that hookah"
Dan: "What the heck is that?"
Pete: (picks up hose and smokes hookah)
Pete: (exhales the smoke)
Pete: "Its where a person doesn't know how to do anything but exhales the smoke"
Dan: "You would"
Pete: "Haha, thats nothing I can totally LA Smog that hookah"
Dan: "What the heck is that?"
Pete: (picks up hose and smokes hookah)
Pete: (exhales the smoke)
Pete: "Its where a person doesn't know how to do anything but exhales the smoke"
Dan: "You would"
by B.reed October 18, 2009

by Baround March 7, 2005
