microscreening

When a Bronx Science student tries to hide their krunker.io game by shrinking the window and using the alt+tab function to hide it from Mr. Rainford

"Dylan stop microscreening before I give you a zero for the last three months of projects

by WolverineEye6969 February 28, 2020

microsuck

A deragotory way of referring to Microsoft; usualy used by people who use alternative operating systems such as GNU/Linux, BSD, or Mac OS X.

<tech support> So you're using Windows XP?
<me> No, heck no. I don't put any of that Microsuck software on my computer.

by Peter October 28, 2004

Microsoft Security Essentials

Something from Microsoft that actually works

I rid my computer of vundo using Microsoft Security Essentials

by 1033955456596542 March 21, 2010

Microsoft Works

1) Word processing program by the Microsoft Corporation

2) Oxymoron

1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.

2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.

by Nick April 3, 2003

Microshmeetive

That moment when the dick isn't as big as you expected it to be, the first moment of disappointment.

Rachel had a microshmeetive moment when she realized the dick wasn't as big as she thought.

by Nonstopthot101 February 8, 2017

microskirt

An extremely short skirt.

"Wow, look at the microskirt that girl is wearing!"

by ChuckyCheese March 19, 2006

Microsoft Autoupdating

Constant jizzle for a period longer than 24 hours

Mr. Schachter: "You ok bud?"

T-Dog: "Yeah man im just Microsoft Autoupdating right now that's why I have a fire-hose attached to my cock."

by One-Pump-Shotgun October 8, 2018