Meef Chief

A major "boss" icon. Man of power, wisdom, and ladies. The meef chief finds delight in sushi, soccer, and women. The true Meef Chief is simply known as "J".To become a co-meef chief you must find delight in gnarfing, zorching, and meefing. A meef is a male queef. Another requirment to become a co-meef chief is you must become a MCF member. See the definition of MCF to fully understand what you are gettign your self into. God is with you. You are with the god father, the god of meef, the one and only, THE MEEF CHIEF.

Barrett: Dude now that I gnarfed all night, I can finally be a co meef chief!
Spencer: Congrats, you maggie clit fuck!

by I am the meef chief... April 28, 2009

brown meef

A man's feces-covered penis after anal sex. Applies to heterosexual and homosexual relations.

Great fuck, but he totally licked me clean after. Who knew he was into brown meef?

by Brian Slade August 2, 2011

Lil Meef

Lil Meef is the epitome of hotness. She's very pretty and can be a bitch. Meef derives from a nickname her friend gave her from her first name, Mia. Lil comes from her Soundcloud, Lil Meef.

(Dude one) Dang dude, did you see Lil Meef walking in the hall yesterday?
(Dude two) Yeah bro, her new song is so trash its good.
(Dude one) Wish I could date THAT bro.

by lilmeef July 16, 2019

Meef Loaf

Meat loaf that has been queefed upon nightly for a week.

Would you like a slice of Karen's delectable meef Loaf?

by Poopy butt distraction February 1, 2023

Meef

When you need to or have quickly fled the scene of something disturbing, distracting, or downright fucked up

Last night, my parents were fucking on the couch so I meefed the house

Me and my date we’re hanging out and she pulled out a flashlight so I had to meef

by trixnoir July 17, 2020

Meef

A mouth queef

That was the hottest meef I've ever heard.

by Spy_bomb January 19, 2018

Meef

Meef (male queef) - When an individual uses a can of compressed air to blow air up inside his urethra, in order to produce a farting noise using only the male genitalia.

Person 1 : "How can I get into Meefing??"
Person 2 : "Grab a can of Dust-off™, and let me show you!"

by Sperm_donor April 23, 2021