"damn, that brey chick is hot. But i gotta take a shit. I'm gonna go masteboop.
"mark's mom caught him masterbooping. He was covered in feces and semen."
"mark's mom caught him masterbooping. He was covered in feces and semen."
by cuminmybutt January 12, 2008
Get the masterbooping mug.1. Masturbation virginity. To have never masturbated. To have maintained a state of non-masturbation since birth. Once one masturbates (for the 1st time), he/she is no longer a virgin of masturbating, and is said to have lost his/her masterbirginity. Once one masturbates he/she will quickly become a master at it, thus it is spelled m-a-s-t-E-r (instead of m-a-s-t-u-r).
2. An alternate meaning and perhaps the more common understanding of masterbirginity has been assumed by the initial misunderstanding of the spelling of masterbirginity. Before a live performance at an annual swedish heart health benefit in 2009, pop artist, Damien Adore and his then girlfriend, Meagan Toulouse, discussed masterbirginity during a Band Crush tm interview. His girlfriend thought that to lose one's masterbirginity represented the first time one had sex in a master-bed or the first time one experienced anything for the first time in a master-bed or master-bedroom. The interview clip is cut short before Damien can finish telling a story about the 1st time he walked-in on his parents having sex.
2. An alternate meaning and perhaps the more common understanding of masterbirginity has been assumed by the initial misunderstanding of the spelling of masterbirginity. Before a live performance at an annual swedish heart health benefit in 2009, pop artist, Damien Adore and his then girlfriend, Meagan Toulouse, discussed masterbirginity during a Band Crush tm interview. His girlfriend thought that to lose one's masterbirginity represented the first time one had sex in a master-bed or the first time one experienced anything for the first time in a master-bed or master-bedroom. The interview clip is cut short before Damien can finish telling a story about the 1st time he walked-in on his parents having sex.
*Son enters parent's bedroom,
"Hey Dad do you know where i put the..."
*runs away while vomiting profusely.
Older Brother: "Hahahaha lost that masterbirginity, lil squirt? How bad was it? Were mom's poopboobies flopping all over? What was the look on Dad's face? Did you get a boner?"
"Hey Dad do you know where i put the..."
*runs away while vomiting profusely.
Older Brother: "Hahahaha lost that masterbirginity, lil squirt? How bad was it? Were mom's poopboobies flopping all over? What was the look on Dad's face? Did you get a boner?"
by Jordan Lane March 19, 2010
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Masterbating using nothing but raw brain power to ensure pleasure while the internet is down or some other excuse!
by P rizzy420 October 22, 2010
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by Salmon_Slapper May 24, 2017
Get the Fidget Spinner Masterbation mug.This regional favorite consists of three parts. It requires a person to defecate on another person's face (preferably a hard stool). The person then urinates on the feces and face. The last step necessary to complete this fetish favorite is key. This is where the name of the move is derived. The person then sits on the other person's face subsequently "mashing" the urine and feces into them.
by Autistic Pornstar February 5, 2010
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Get the masterbasser mug.Tom: I'm so hot I'd masterbate to myself.
Bill: You what?
Tom: Ever heard of Mirror Masterbation?
Bill: No... That sounds nasty.
Bill: You what?
Tom: Ever heard of Mirror Masterbation?
Bill: No... That sounds nasty.
by Flawless23 April 21, 2011
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