Ohio Miracle

After a decade or more of being married you get a blowjob from your wife.

Hey Guys, last night my wife got drunk and gave me an Ohio Miracle!

by Scotty stigs July 16, 2017

generation of miracles

In the Anime "Kuroko no Basuke" the Generation of Miracles is a group of Japanese middle school prodigies that excel at the sport basketball

The generation of miracles won the Nationals AGAIN!!!

by Warrior1692 May 30, 2016

St.Patrick's Day Miracle

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green

My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩

by Benton2ton September 1, 2019

meep-city miracle

A Hail Mary attempt from 99 yards out from Rising-Sun quarterback Styx, to Rising-Sun wide-receiver Schism to win the Ares-Kai vs. Rising-Sun Game 7.

IT’S A MEEP-CITY MIRACLE HERE IN NEW ENGLAND!

by nova1093 July 10, 2023

miracle blade

the best knife ever, and is the has the best info mercial ever.

You can chop a shoe into 20 pieces with that miracle blade.

by matt b May 26, 2003

Miracles

the following list is a list of Miracles, according to Insane Clown Posse:

#Fuckin' Magnets
# Hot Lava
# Giraffes
# Pet cats and dogs
# Mars
# Seeds
#15,000 juggalos

#crows
# Everything you believed in as a kid
# Fuckin' rainbows
# Solar eclipses
# Caterpillar ➞ Butterfly
# Cell phone eating pelicans
# Music that you can't even hold
# The Elements
# Dirt

The following are not:

#Fucking Scientists

#Facts

I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

--Insane Clown Posse

by smd_90 April 14, 2010

The Miracle of Life

The original shock video. A horrifying film that has terrorized millions of high school students across America and has undoubtedly contributed to the rampant rise in male homosexuality. Could be considered the prequel to 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I saw The Miracle of Life in health class today, and I like men now.

by T.F. Norman October 16, 2008