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Manstruating

Men with blue balls/male period all month acting like nagging ass little bitches.
Damn, are you manstruating because your acting like a little whining bitch!
by Deecee February 25, 2015
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manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness
Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.

Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?
by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009
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manstruating

The time of the month when men display the same characteristics of women during their "time of the month." Generally consists of elevated bitchiness, lack of compassion for others, and intense hunger. Steer clear of boyfriends, fathers, and husbands during this time. Things could get UGLY.

Also known as man-cycle.
Tom was such a brat last night. He must be manstruating.
by Manduh420 July 12, 2007
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Manasty

A Dynasty consisting solely of men, these quickly dies out due to the lack of successors born, as women were not allowed within the Manasty.
Teacher: The Ancient Chinese Ming Manasty was one of the most powerful in the world

Student: aaah, that is like my uncle Jerry's bath house
by DenMestOversete January 27, 2015
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Manstrings

The veins that attach a man's ballsack to his body.
"Whoa, that dude must have some big manstrings!"
by DictionaryMan420 March 12, 2013
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Manstruating

Times during the month when Men are more emotional and have a difficult time coping with their daily lives.

They could be acting crazy, crying, selfish, impatient, insecure or just plain annoying. Basically like a woman on her period.
Joe Blow, "BLAH BLAH BLAH, I hate everything, my life sucks and no one likes me. I wish I had a girlfriend."

Suzy Somebody, "Joe must be Manstruating." "Hey Joe, you better go plug up your mouth with a tampon. Im sick of listening to you bitch."
by TinaTheGinger March 28, 2013
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Manstake

A mistake without admittance, however recognized by involved parties and not mentioned thereafter.
A chum walked away from a friend after accusing them of an ill action, despite being wrong. They both knew the manstake, and decided not to mention it.
by SnowTheDictionary August 14, 2014
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