Black as a coal miners arse

Very black, very dark

"did you see that grand piano it was as black as a coal miners arse". "The outlook is pretty bleak, it's as black as a coal miners arse"

by T19 April 21, 2009

Manners

authority or rule of another: to be under someone's manners

~Are you going to watch the game down the pub tonight?
- No, Sarah wants me to cook dinner tonight.
~You are under that girls manners mate.
or
~That is manners mate.

by NixSeb July 16, 2009

Manners

patronising exclamation of implied authority over another; often after a physical request

~Go get my lighter from the car bruv?
- On return
~Manners!

by NixSeb July 16, 2009

Seattle Mariners

Refer to definition of disappointment... Go Yankees

Go see a Seattle Mariners game for a disappointment

by Medicman291 June 14, 2014

Mainerd

A surname with 'nerd' in it. A top bloke all round.

"Ha. Your last-name Mainerd has 'nerd' in it."

by big.b__ March 17, 2019

Dirty Miners

Dirty miners is a fantasy game where two or more participants don mining equipment and play out popular kinky mining scenarios such as using headlamps to identify body parts and "find the gold" or a gentle pick axe in an orifice of choice.

They played dirty miners all night long. He struck gold three times and she got blinded by his headlamp when looking up from oral mining.

by SirRoxaLox March 7, 2019

Typical Mailers

Someone who is a typical normal person

Ryan: "Have you heard of XM9G? He is such a Typical Mailer!"
Archer: "I hate typical mailers!"

by Danorbis Skyrden March 27, 2023