fish magnet

a man's purple headed yogart slinger.....or dongus atracted to fishy vagina.

this little asian chick called me one hung low afta she saw my fish magnet. aka the sausasge septer of pleasure.

by sausage septorino May 21, 2009

Fuckboy Magnet

The only guys that are attracted to this person are fuckboys. This person also is attracted to them for the fact that they are fuckboys. There is no logic involved.

These douchebags keep hitting on her, she's a fuckboy magnet.

by daniisabamf April 1, 2015

Magnets

One of lifes greatest mysteries, unsolvable until early 2010. Until a brave duo

by the name of The Insane Clown Posse filled us in.

Magnets are powered by magic and miracles.

"Magnets..."
"How do they work?"

by Spidermanstailor April 25, 2010

freak magnet

Someone who can't help but attract freaks.

Judy: I'm a freak magnet.
Deric: I know.

by Deric July 14, 2004

Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro

A complex profanity in italian. It means litterally "God with a magnetic ass in the valley of the iron cocks". Used mostly for fun.

"Now, let's do a challenge for the funniest profanity!"
"Ok, i'll begin: Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro!"
"Ahahaha that was cool!"

by Albytheway May 9, 2015

magnetic ribbon syndrome

the condition of torpor whereby the sufferer relies on the back of his/her car to convey to the world (or those behind them in traffic) their beliefs, hopes, prayers and opinions. extreme cases can damage a car's alternator and/or skew the magnetic polarity of the earth. origins can be traced to tony orlando though not necessarily dawn.

cruel world! so many causes, so few outlets for my ardor!
i must declare what i believe/hope/pray/opine by affixing yet another slogan to the rear of my car by means of yet another magnetic ribbon, this one in hope of finding a cure for the dread
magnetic ribbon syndrome.

by lexicali slim September 21, 2009

Death Magnetic

The key to Metallica's salvation. In a strange turn of events Kirk Hammet discovered how to time travel back to the 80s where he rediscovers how to blow peoples minds with hardcore solos and badass licks that will blow peoples minds

Have you heard Death Magnetic yet?
BOOOOOOOOM
Head explodes

by Th3 M3T4AL October 30, 2008