loosey

Not a nickname for oral sex, but we should start calling it that.

For the last time that's not what a loosey is.

by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2006

Loosey Goosey

When a larger woman does the dirty bird dance right before sexual activity.

" Damn she really knows how to work that loosey goosey."

by Tyson22432 October 19, 2007

loosey goosey

To be physically and mentally relaxed during a race or hard workout.

Alright now loosey goosey boys

by Really? ¿ June 6, 2016

Texas Loosey

a texas loosey consists of blowing your load on a girl's face, then breaking a glass over the top of her head.

Man, that girl slapped the drink outta my hand an the bar today, breaking the glass on the floor!! Dont worry, though, i took her home and busted a Texas Loosey on her that night.

by Jplotstein August 22, 2008

Loosey Moosey

A term used to describe beefy, hairy, ugly-hot men that enjoy casual encounters in rest stops, the corners in under lit clubs...pretty much anywhere. They are more muscular than a bear, but are not necessarily a muscle head. Despite their physicality, they prefer to be dominated.

Did you see that loosey moosey on his belly in the back of that bread truck?

by beardedragon5 September 20, 2010

Loosey goosey

When dat pussy loose af and it be gooey but also goosey

John: stfu you cracker don’t talk about my mom in that manner

Caleb: I say what I want. Just like how I’m about to say your mom has a loosey goosey pussy

by coraltiger September 26, 2021

Chalie Loiseau

God on earth, creates miracles that cant be comprehended by humans. Created the study of chalie AKA Chalology.

"Praise the almighty Chalie Loiseau!"
OH MY CHALIE Loiseau!

CHALIE Loiseau DAMN!

by chalie December 14, 2008