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Lolicide

"Dude check it out my dog! It's licking the carpet, haha!"
"Ha, like a lesbian"
"Yes, that was the joke, and now its lolicide..."

Any impersonation of Borat
by Zesocialist February 12, 2008
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Person 1: Did you see Steven has a new name?
Person 2: Yeah, it's Rikudaloo Jarlumpkin Hurnoodle Lolimclolilols Grumplestartyukle Igloomcgee George WashingJohnson.
by heelies to escape my feelies January 19, 2018
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LOLimony

(lol-e-moan-e) It's what real men say to the incompetent divorce lawyers and judges after they take their income "off the books" at work, and place all of their assets at their parents or another trusting relatives discretion (even better if it's one of her relatives that hates her but loves you) until all of this "alimony business" settles down.
Judge: "I order you to pay more than you are financially capable of in order to maintain the lifestyle that your wife is entitled to so she can still have enough of your money to support her failure "lifestyle coach" boyfriend with the money you slaved for and the debt you will endure because I am a hair brained moron with an online law degree and lack the cognitive skills to formulate rational decisions that will ultimately influence the rest of your life."

Real man: "LOLimony judge fudge I don't own shit. No hard feelings babe. Here, your 18 year old sister lost her sock at "our" house last night. Tell her it was in my pant leg, she'll know what it means."
by Ampresandman November 29, 2013
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LoLiComp

A Love and Life Companion - A person with whom you have a loving, intimate, long term relationship.
"Will you be my LoLiComp?"
by Lyn C March 24, 2017
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Lolicyan

Cyan Hijirikawa (聖川 詩杏, Hijirikawa Shian?) also known as Cyan (シアン, Shian?) is one of the main characters of this series. She is a gothic lolita kitty and the newest member of the band Plasmagica.
LoliCyan watches anime all day
by Speedo.suasagee June 23, 2020
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lolichod

Means The act of fucking a loli (beware of th FBI unless you have a loli license).It is a common slang among weebs bullying each other not the literal meaning lol. It is the weaboo form of behenchod used by the bakchods of weebscommunity.
Kya be bhosadike, lolichod!
by LuLu786 October 21, 2020
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Lolice

He loves men and boys, he is a god at karma.direct
by anonymous November 1, 2020
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