jizzbomb-bagboom

When you wank so much that your testicles explode.

Guy #1: Did you jizzbomb-bagboom?
Guy #2: Yeah... And now I have to see a doctor (sigh)

by Leighmur May 26, 2006

jizzmopper

The person that cleans the windows in the porno booth once you're done with the show and refills all the stuff like Kleenex.

Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.

by Heywood April 17, 2003

jizzmop

The individual who gets to wipe down the glass of a peepshow booth after a patron has finished.

"Clean up in booth three! Damn, look at this shit. Someone needs to visit the urologist. Christ, looks like the jizzmop will be getting overtime tonight."

by Nick Lesiecki May 7, 2004

Jizzmon

Jizzmon is a superhero who hits his opponent's with super-powered sperm which can burn through metal.

What's that in the sky? A bird? A Plane? No, it's a giant cum-stain. E.g Harry Brook Roland, Jizzmon

by Jizzmon Man August 13, 2009

jizzboarding

Exactly like waterboarding, except that instead of water being used, it's, uh, jizz.

Your sister loves jizzboarding! A-and your mom too!

by Hugh Lloyd December 23, 2008

Jizzing On My Heart

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.

Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.

by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019

jizzbo

A sexual term for witch when a guy get of to elbows and like to cum on elbows.

Charlie is a jizzbo.

by jimjimjimmay March 10, 2008