JETto

a brilliant term coined in the Doe-Simkins kitchen to describe the Alex Bianchi...

Yeah, you're definitely a little ghetto and a little West Side Story.. infact I'd say that your JETto... It's the classy hood

by The Deegans November 25, 2011

jetpool

To share a private jet with other executives, even from a different company. Like carpooling, but more classy.

Those Detroit big 3 douchebags should have shown some need for the money they asked and at least have jetpooled to the Capitol hill.

by veekoo December 9, 2008

Jetson

V.

When someone leaves only a small amount of money, food, etc. from you gigantic supply and takes the rest for themselves.

Inspired from the 1970's Hanna-Barbara cartoon The Jetsons theme song, where George whips out his wallet for his wife to go to rhe grocery store and pulls out a few dollars for her. In response, she takes the whole damn wallet.

My uncle just Jetsoned the 64 pack of cokes last night. I only have 4 cokes now...

by ninelives900 March 3, 2017

jerkoffice

Masturbation at work for white collar employees.

Shirley: Why is Dan never at his desk?

Brian: This job is so boring, jerkoffice is the only way we can make time go by.

by J.Maldito May 31, 2020

jackhammer jerkoff

When a girl violently jerks off two guys at the same time.

That chick must be a contractor, she worked those dongs like a pro. Damn I love thise jackhammer jerkoffs!

by Schna123 September 13, 2013

Jetrockit

Awesome message board with friendly, talented and cool people. Nice themes and a good general attitude/atmosphere. Honest people with great opinions.
Often called "JRi".
The offspring of great message boards such as Nova-boards or Avon.
Very scene ;)

JRi is so Cool!

by Doodah June 23, 2004

jerkoffable

having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate

Mark: Hey, have you guys see 2 girls and a cup?

Jason: Is it jerkoffable?

Mark: If you're into that stuff....

by eeL2OP May 21, 2010