Changing your iphone's ringtone when someone sitting next to you has the same one. This generally avoids confusion when someone gets a text message.
*Phone rings and everyone checks their phones
"Dude, you need to show proper iphone etiquette and change your ringtone"
"Dude, you need to show proper iphone etiquette and change your ringtone"
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Unwritten rules guys naturally follow when using urinals.
1. Use the farthest urinal from someone else that you possibly can.
2. Don’t use a middle urinal or an even number urinal unless there’s already people using the odd numbers or the end urinals. Avoid making people stand next to you
3. Farting is okay but keep it silent so no one knows who did it
4. Don’t piss on the floor
5. Don’t talk to other guys in there unless you’re telling them to give a courtesy flush
6. Don’t talk on the phone or eat while at a urinal
7. DO NOT pull your pants down to your ankles EVER! No one wants to see your hairy ass. Either piss through the zipper hole or pull your pants down a tiny bit in the front and let your dong pop out. No need to show us your ass.
8. Look straight at the wall while pissing.
9. Flush the urinal after you use it. No one wants to stare at your piss in the urinal while they piss.
1. Use the farthest urinal from someone else that you possibly can.
2. Don’t use a middle urinal or an even number urinal unless there’s already people using the odd numbers or the end urinals. Avoid making people stand next to you
3. Farting is okay but keep it silent so no one knows who did it
4. Don’t piss on the floor
5. Don’t talk to other guys in there unless you’re telling them to give a courtesy flush
6. Don’t talk on the phone or eat while at a urinal
7. DO NOT pull your pants down to your ankles EVER! No one wants to see your hairy ass. Either piss through the zipper hole or pull your pants down a tiny bit in the front and let your dong pop out. No need to show us your ass.
8. Look straight at the wall while pissing.
9. Flush the urinal after you use it. No one wants to stare at your piss in the urinal while they piss.
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Get the Urinal Etiquette mug.A few simple "no brainer" rules that, if we'd all follow them, would make posting/reading paper ads/notices a much more pleasant and peaceable experience for everyone involved.
The "perfect five" rules of community bulletin-board etiquette:
(1) Each poster should be limited to one message per board, unless he is posting two or more "unrelated" ads/notices.
(2) Notices should be a maximum size of an 8-1/2X11 sheet of paper --- don't selfishly hog a whole gigantic portion of board-space with those 0%!$&@# huge-a** blaze-orange/fuchsia/chartreuse banner-sheets from da Dollar Tree's art-paper bin!
(3) Only attach notices to a blank portion of the board --- don't imperiously plaster your poster over everyone else's, regardless of whether you think your message is so much more all-fired important! If there’s insufficient room, make at least a half-a** effort to solve the problem rationally/fairly --- shift other people's sheets around on the board to form a "tighter" grouping, seek out and remove any "obsolete" (event-dates that have already passed) messages, etc.
(4) Don’t use the last “empty” thumbtack/pushpin on the board, or snitch one from someone else’s page! If the supply of available fasteners is running low, add a few tacks/pins of your own! Plus if you see someone else’s poster dangling/flapping by just one corner, pin it back up again.
(5) Choose a spot on the board that’s appropriate to your ad’s subject/urgency. If it’s about a lost/found valuable, super-important event, or desperately-needed item, place the ad near the center of the board. But if it’s merely a “for sale” ad or general notice, place it near the board's top/bottom/sides.
(1) Each poster should be limited to one message per board, unless he is posting two or more "unrelated" ads/notices.
(2) Notices should be a maximum size of an 8-1/2X11 sheet of paper --- don't selfishly hog a whole gigantic portion of board-space with those 0%!$&@# huge-a** blaze-orange/fuchsia/chartreuse banner-sheets from da Dollar Tree's art-paper bin!
(3) Only attach notices to a blank portion of the board --- don't imperiously plaster your poster over everyone else's, regardless of whether you think your message is so much more all-fired important! If there’s insufficient room, make at least a half-a** effort to solve the problem rationally/fairly --- shift other people's sheets around on the board to form a "tighter" grouping, seek out and remove any "obsolete" (event-dates that have already passed) messages, etc.
(4) Don’t use the last “empty” thumbtack/pushpin on the board, or snitch one from someone else’s page! If the supply of available fasteners is running low, add a few tacks/pins of your own! Plus if you see someone else’s poster dangling/flapping by just one corner, pin it back up again.
(5) Choose a spot on the board that’s appropriate to your ad’s subject/urgency. If it’s about a lost/found valuable, super-important event, or desperately-needed item, place the ad near the center of the board. But if it’s merely a “for sale” ad or general notice, place it near the board's top/bottom/sides.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
Get the community bulletin-board etiquette mug.guy: "dont blow smoke into my face."
chick: "shit, sorry"
guy: "you need to learn some smokers edicate."
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*girl gives pipe to her boyfriend..boyfriend looks at pipe**
boyfriend: "why dont you cash the bowl? your supposed to suck it through."
girl: "why"
boyfriend: "bcuz its smokers etiquette. and it preps the bowl for the next person..thats why."
chick: "shit, sorry"
guy: "you need to learn some smokers edicate."
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*girl gives pipe to her boyfriend..boyfriend looks at pipe**
boyfriend: "why dont you cash the bowl? your supposed to suck it through."
girl: "why"
boyfriend: "bcuz its smokers etiquette. and it preps the bowl for the next person..thats why."
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