Jensen

To fax your own penis through a fax machine.

Holy crap, that guy just jensened.

by Alex Forkstealer January 21, 2006

Smitty Werben Man Jensen

Number 1! That guy in that one spongebob episode that has the retarded hat.

Whoa! You look like Smitty Werben Man Jensen

by n00b is my name July 8, 2006

jergen

Vasaline/skin lotion. Normal used when home alone.

Yo Dan pass me some jergen.

by Drake Zebra October 18, 2004

Jensen

A guy who is really into computer games and loves CSGO

That dude is such a Jensen

by Tass1 July 23, 2017

jenseny

Someone that you really want to go out with, but it never really works out, that one crush I guess.

I really thought I had something going but Jenseny didn’t think so

by Jack I guess January 21, 2019

Jensen

Jensens r the sweetest most cuddly boys with the biggest hearts. Jensens r music loving strong willed mammas boys, that value the close bonds they make.

I fell bad for anyone who doesn’t have a Jensen in their circle

by Cantheman April 1, 2020

Maynard Jensen

The only person who loves the cock more than Anna Nicole Smith.

Wow, Maynard Jensen would give Anna Nicole a run for her money.

by blueskiesblueeyes April 3, 2009