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by briana January 10, 2004
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Jeremy

A Soft Precious Boi Who Should Be protected. You would be lucky to have your own Jeremy. He is a shy, sweet, loving boi who is always there for his friends and will defend/protect them. Never hurt Jeremy because he is an emotional child that has been through a lot and tries to hide his hurt inside. You need to earn his trust before he can tell you how he truly feels. Love this boi because he care about you.
Person 1: “Awwww! How Adorable! Who was that guy?”

Person 2: “I know right? That was Jeremy!”
by BlastyBakuBoi February 10, 2019
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Jeremy

"What is Jeremy eating," said Jane.
"Probably a banana," replies Nick
by Handicapped Seal April 9, 2018
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Jeremy Lin

1. An American professional basketball player who currently plays for the New York Knicks

2. A speech impediment that causes the speaker to add an L to any word that starts with "in".
Jeremy Lin is Lincredible, Linconceivable, Linderella, Linspiring, Super Lintendo, To Linfinity and Beyond, Linning, Linsational, Lin Diesel, and Linsane.
by tobyps April 28, 2012
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jeremy clarkson

A hilarious TV star from the BBC motoring show top gear (UK, not the horrible American one). He has a great sense of humor, sometimes a bit controversial and seemingly with the logic of a twelve year old but great to watch and together with Richard Hammond and James May, the greatest TV show in the world(it is the most watched factual TV show in the world) is produced.
Did you see the latest Top Gear Christmas special?
-no, what was it about?
-Jeremy Clarkson, Richard and May went on a journey though Patagonia! it is great! i really recommend it!
-OK, thanks, i think i will watch it.
by random ass dude who is sexayyy January 21, 2015
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Jeremy

Jeremy is a downright awesome guy. He's smart, funny, and a great friend. He's handsome and a bit of a heartbreaker.

The name Jeremy is also often given to a male who is born with a big brain/penis.
Guy: Damn, I wish I was like Jeremy!

Girl: Who's that hot new guy at school? I think half the girls have fallen for him already!
Friend: He's Jeremy.
by ASpasticTurtle December 6, 2012
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Ron Jeremy Event

Named for the famous porn star, the Ron Jeremy event is an accidental occurrence that happens once in a while to people who frequently download television shows and movies from file-sharing platforms.

In order for a Ron Jeremy Event to occur, a show or movie is innocently labeled (i.e. South Park s15e12 - Timmy's Birthday.avi) by whomever is closely guarding his porn from the snoopy wife or girlfriend who hates South Park. An unrelated party then downloads the file expecting innocent content. The file may be opened right away or may sit and share for months before being watched. When it is first opened and the discovery is made, the Ron Jeremy Event has occurred.

As those who relabel their porn keep a small porno-stash, they value quality over quantity. Thus the best porn on the internet is always found in the form of a Ron Jeremy Event.
A: "Did you see the latest episode of Weeds?"
B: "No - I thought I downloaded it, but I ended up having a Ron Jeremy Event."
A: "What did you get?"
B: "Powertool Massacre."
A: "Any good?"
B: "Awesome. I'll burn you a copy."
by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007
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