Jager Young

When you take too many shots of Jager then realize that the guy you just made out with was born the year you graduated high school.

Girl: OMG you kiss so good!! I feel like I'm 19 all over again

Boy: I am 19

Girl: Wow I think I just broke my own record. Yeah that's Jager Young

by luvNfun July 25, 2011

Jager Dew

An alcoholic drink made by mixing Jägermeister and the popular soda drink Mountain Dew.

Pronounced "yay-ger dew" or in many drunken occasions "jay-ger dew".

Made popular by the students at UAlbany.

"Yo I brought the Mountain Dew"
"Sweet I got the Jager"
"JAGER DEW!"
"mountain bombs?"

by Listen dude October 25, 2007

Jager Leakage

A stinky wet fart or wet-farts that result from drinking too much Jagermeister the night before.

Man A: Dude that stinks, have you shit?
Man B: Yeah sorry, too many Jagers last night
Man A: Dude, sounds like you have Jager Leakage.

by reckless-abandon March 5, 2011

jager madness

A temporary state of combined insanity and stupidity brought on by to many jagerbombs, or combining jager and tequilla. Basic motor skill are there but brain function is cut by 75%. Symptoms include trying to sleep with every woman around, thinking you are the authority on every subject known to man, and the inability to focus on a task for longer than two minutes. Most of the time also accompanied by an undeniable need to dance to realy bad music. You will not remember anything in this state the next day but be assured it will be well documented by your friends to make fun of you later.

guy1 "Dude you know you were in the middle of a fatty sanwich on the dance floor last night right. and I am pretty sure the girl you made out with was old enough to be your grandmother"

guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed"

by sabue November 10, 2009

Jäger-Sip

The art of "sipping" Jäger-Bombs instead of simply "bombing" them.

Originating from a bar in Co. Limerick, two semi-alcoholics discovered that Jägermeister and Red Bull are not only a great combination for getting completely intoxicated, they also provide the taste buds with a delightful experience. Therefore one should sip their beverage, allowing them to savour the flavour whilst also getting "#Hammered".

"Conall what drink can we have that tastes nice but will also get us pissed?"

"Jäger-Sips."

by 1.... August 14, 2014

jager bomb

the guido drink of choice, drunk in south shore bars to attract fuckin skanks/grind on some pussy.

Jager bombs? Fuckin shower in that shit.

by lizofcydonia December 2, 2007

Jager Blank

The feeling you have the morning after doing way too many Jager Bombs when you cannot seem to be able to fill in the blanks from the night before.

I am going to take some aspirin and call my friends this morning to see if they can help me fill in my Jager Blanks.

by The L Meister December 21, 2007