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jager bomb

One of the best alcoholic drinks out. You get a shotty, pour some jagermeiter in it, then with a tall glass of red bull you drop the jager in it and scoll.Gets ya fukn hammered. Also one of the best parts in a hilarious youtube video, called "My New Haircut". watch it now. It has spawned heaps of parodies and other versions.
FAG GUIDO:JagerBombs? I F*cken shower in that shit. Yo Cheif, Two JagerBombs down her. (points in many diff directions) jager bombs, jager bombs jager bombs jager bombs
by stoner_pride_brahh February 18, 2009
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Bomb Jager

A drink similar to satan's main tool of destroying all self worth (the Jager Bomb), except that instead of a shot or Jagermeister dropped into a glass of Red Bull, the roles are reversed and it consists of a shot of Red Bull dropped into a glass of Jagermeister. It's what lads drink.
Jack: "If i've told you once, i've told you a million times... no one has ever died from drinking a Bomb Jager."
Jill: "...Apart from that man who died from drinking a Bomb Jager."
Jack: "God rest his soul."
by NigelStack December 7, 2010
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Jager Pong

Not for the faint of heart. Beer Pong played with shots of Jagermeister instead of cheap beer. Guaranteed to get you shitfaced before either team wins.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
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Jager Parigi

Big W employee who wastes every second of his life on stupid video games the fuckin loser
The entire school hates Jager parigi
by XxJagerParigiH8rxX July 22, 2019
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Jager Grenade

A jager grenade is a shot of Jagermeister and a shot of port in two tall shot glasses

The shots are balanced in the top of a pint glass and the pint is filled with one bottle of VK Blue or other alchopop

The shot of port is then "pulled" like the pin of a grenade allowing the jagermeister shot to fall into the alchopop which is then downed in one
Jagerbomb? nah let's do a jager grenade
by Axigar April 6, 2010
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jager missile

A jager bomb, but with 4 times the jager, and virtually no energy beverage
John: You guys want some jager bombs? (John proceeds to concoct Nick a beverage)
Nick: (sips freshly created beverage) Damn, this is pretty much a "jager missile"
John: Yeah...my bad dude
by nick'n'johnny January 17, 2006
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Jager-Beast

The person you wake up with after a night of Jager-Bombs, especially if you are stalked afterwards...
Dude, you hooked up with a Jager-Beast
by bigdoge99 February 2, 2010
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