i don't remember

a phrase used when hit upside the head by a small case of temporary Alzheimer's disease.

"Why did you do it?"
"I don't remember!"

by xxbcgoddessxx June 21, 2009

That's crazy but I don't remember asking

When someone says something that you give 2 shits about

Guy 1: Did you know that there over 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 bugs.
Guy 2: That's crazy but I don't remember asking

Guy 1: Asshole

by Cardigan Backyardigan May 30, 2020