Jing Standard

A standard of excellence defined by efficiency, logic and confidence. One must possess a critical mindset as well as an eye for attractiveness. Those who follow the Jing Standard are strong leaders, often intimidating those around them by instilling anxiety.

The prestige associated with the Jing Standard is highly superior, easily surpassing that of outdated systems.

Guy 1: Man, my boss is sooooo Jing Standard.

Guy 2: No wonder your company is doing so well.

by ikki May 9, 2013

jingijangled

when little boys get their premature balls played with by their uncle at Christmas time

IVE BEEN JINGIJANGLED!!

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

Jingo-Jango

A tourist engaging in clumsy behavior. i.e. holding up lines, searching their pockets for bus tickets, walking into pedestrians, forgetting their meeting times.

Look at that Jingo-Jango over there walking around in the bicycle lane.

by FoxMission December 14, 2018

HONG JING

a piece of shit with a 1inch pp

Hong Jing has a small pp
I am a Hong Jing
Suck my Hong Jing

by Hong Jing October 20, 2020

Jingleberries

When a man is having sex with a woman with an excess of butthair, and he unloads his jizz into the butthair. After a short amount of time, the jizz hardens and forms jingleberries.

Girl 1: Man I had sex with this guy last night, and now my butthair is stuck together.

Girl 2: Did you check if you have Jingleberries?

by The Creek 31 February 27, 2011

jingoistic

Aggressivly, obtrusivly, or interferringly displaying patriotism

The hundreds of mini american flags along the Gloucester boardwalk are quite jingoistic, and give visitors the wrong impression of the town.

by tamsandwich May 27, 2009

va jing jang

slang term for vagina. or a mis-defined word by a stupid white boy that can't spell "they're".

1. "I punched her right in the va jing jang."
2. "You should have washed your fingers before sticking them in my va jing jang... now I have a damn yeast infection."

by philthyphilphilanthropist December 28, 2005