Insultant

A consultant with a brash style for "telling it like it is," even at the risk of implying that his clients are idiots.

Consultant: So, in conclusion, my research definitively demonstrates there is zero market demand for your silly product idea.

Boss to underling: Where the hell did you find this guy? He's more of an insultant than a consultant.

by rickbrunernyc November 23, 2009

Fail Insult

A) A fail insult occurs when a person ridicules(making fun of) someone's race , religion, beliefs , culture, etc. Real insults are when a person says something about another person's statement that lacks proof and evidence.

B) Not only that ,but saying swears like faggot/fag is a poor insult to anyone who is not homosexual and that the person has no evidence that he or she is actually homosexual.

Example A)
Brett: OMG asia sukz balls man!!11 buddism is sooo crappy lolololol fuck you asiann !11

Peter: You are completely racist and very stupid. Your poor grammar does not make any sense. Why/How does Asia and Buddism suck? Give a reason, failfag. Not to mention that is a fail insult.

Example B)
Dylan: uhhh ...ur a feggit. feg fag feggit! black people suk balls!

Tony: Is that all you call me? Just fag and faggot? Wow! The real faggot is the one who says it. You have no evidence that I am homosexual and I actually have a girlfriend. You are racist. You are going die alone since you no friends if you continue to be like this. Leave with your fail insults , you fatass.

by Saanzan May 31, 2010

personal insult

A personal insult is a negative remark made about a person, usually made in a demeaning tone of voice, or when written, the remark is made using what are generally considered to be negative words, and the remark is personal in that it is directed at a person's character, personality, or individual traits, and it is meant to invalidate that person's feelings or opinions, and/or to make that person feel bad about themselves. The person's feelings or opinions are not disputed with logic or knowledge or facts. Rather, the person making the insult believes that by finding fault with your character, personality, or other individual traits, that they are then justified in dismissing your feelings and your opinions. In making the negative remark, they believe that they are effectively invalidating your right to express yourself, and/or they are purposely attacking your feeling of self-worth.

A non personal insult - "I don't like that dress that you are wearing."
A personal insult - "Wow. That awful dress that you are wearing - what bad taste you have!"

A non personal insult - "Well, you are entitled to your opinion, even though it is wrong!"
A personal insult - "Your opinion is not only wrong, but you are obviously a stupid moron who is too dumb to have an informed opinion, and so you should just shut up!"

by eighthdaygal April 14, 2014

Beth Insult

Something said to another meant to be an insult, but is really a compliment.

Random boy at table to another: "You have a small penis!"
Beth, jokingly insulting her girl friend: "Well, Lauren, you have a small vagina!"
Lauren: "Why thank you, Beth."

The Beth Insult actually made Lauren feel better about herself.

by Ginger59 December 5, 2007

Stare Insult

when a person stares at you in a disturbing way trying to insult you mentally and is very annoying so it must work.

person1: haha your fat.
person2: *stares*
person1: why the fuck do you always stare at me when i call you fat you fucking fat cunt.
person2: haha my stare insult worked.

by ginger baz November 11, 2006

insult

A way to verbally make someone like you less.

"Your mom!"

by Schteen May 20, 2003

best insult

Straighten up your own act before whining about the world, or if thats too much wear a blindfold, zip your mouth, and live in a cave.

This is an example including the word best insult.

by Major Motoko Kusanagi October 21, 2008