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insta-o

When a woman orgasms because something was so great but no build up or sexual action was needed. Causes for an insta-o could be a hot guy, delicious food, or something just completely awesome.
Girl 1: Did you see that guitar player?
Girl 2: Yea, we made eye contact and had an insta-o.
by shag master August 29, 2010
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insta-ditch

the action of/pertaining to being instantaneously ditched by a friend/comrade/acquaintance for another activity or person
I was going to hang out with Jenna but she insta-ditched me for Jake.
by jak attack January 14, 2008
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insta-knife

The act of knifing while in insta-kill in a game of Nazi zombies in Call of Duty World at War
I just totally insta-knifed that zombie and his brains were everywhere!
by BarryMcCockiner April 5, 2009
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insta-bleeder

when a wound occurs, such as a papercut, and begins to bleed immediately, normally resulting in a bloody mess.
Tiffany: "Ouch!..Dude that was a wicked paper cut i got just now."
Stephanie: "Ooooooh! That one's an insta-bleeder!"
by chicklet55 February 4, 2009
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Insta-pregnant

The desire to or act of getting pregnant immediately after marriage.
Alex's desire to have a baby is so strong she wants to be insta-pregnant the second she gets married.
by Polypmaster June 2, 2015
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insta-pooping

The action of strolling through instagram while pooping.
I caught my husband insta-pooping.
by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016
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insta athlete

1. a person who has a mad long bio on their instagram saying how much time they devote to their sport, yet they are complete ass of an athlete. An insta athlete posts a lot of emoji's in their bio and constantly posts photos about how they are grinding, yet barely practices and absolutely sucks. This "elite athlete" may have a lot of followers, but their game is terrible and do not deserve their large amount of followers
Person 1: Dude where playing John from central tonight! He has 4000 followers and is always on his grind.

Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.

Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.
by BIG SCRAP January 16, 2016
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