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Wilhelm II

The Kaiser of Germany during WWI. Your history book spells it as William II. They are wrong. Please inform your class of this stupidity.
Student 1: So William II urged Germany to honor the Dual Alliance?
Student 2: No! Don't you read any other primary source documents? It's pronounced WILHELM! Wilhelm II.
Student 1: Was he a Nazi?
Student 2: That's WW2, you uneducated twat! Even though the Nationalist Socialist German Worker's Party came to power in 1933, you are STILL WRONG.
Student 1: You are such a nerd.
by geekoutbitches February 28, 2011
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Baldur's Gate II

(1) A decade old computer videogame that was developed by Black Isle/Bioware. Featuring an incredible composition, mature themes, and seemingly endless possibilities, Baldur's Gate II will forever be realized as the game that revolutionized RPGs.

(2) A game that introduced to us quite possibly the most awesome man alive (outside of the guy from the Dos Equis commercials): Edwin Odesseiron, "Greetings. I am Edwin Odesseiron, but you simians may refer to me simply as 'sir', if you prefer a less... syllable intensive workout."

(3) A synonym used to refer to something that makes you cum in your pants at the mere utterance of it's enchanted syllables because it is so awesome.
Person 1: Dude, have you ever played this game Baldur's Gate II--

Person 2: Shut the fuck up dude, I don't feel like cumming in my pants today.
by Rizzard April 3, 2010
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Sidlisko II

Sidlisko II is a housing project in Prešov in Slovakia. Its a neighborhood that has people of mixed social classes in it, and it's the place that contains c*nts loud, playing some weird ass music and screaming like a b*tch
Person: Ey where you live?
Person 2: In Sidlisko II
Person: Oh yeah, its pretty good if you aint broke, but the loud c*nts should get confronted
by Anonymousmf123 May 15, 2020
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world war II

One of the few sequels that surpassed the original.
We have, ironically, World War II to thank for ending the depression.
by Killing Kittens December 17, 2005
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Algebra II

A class that is useless and extremely difficult for those who are not math geniuses. It's only functions are to lower averages/GPAs and make students hate math more than they already do.
Student A: Hey man, what'd you get on your Algebra II Regents Exam?

Student B: Like a 45. I don't get any of that shit.
by PR92 April 25, 2011
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calculus II

Integrals
Volumes
Parametric Equations
Series
....hell on earth
Professor:"Today in calculus II we will try to integrate e^-(x^-2)"

Student: "I can't, i just shit my pants."

Professor: "Mwa ha ha hah!!"
by eudoxes March 19, 2007
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Queen Elizabeth II

Someone who made me lose hope got human immortality.
by UltimateDoge September 8, 2022
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