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the habitual shadow farter

This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.
Stay tuned for Dr. Phil, and the habitual shadow farter interview.
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A cute word play on the word hubby. Can be used with long-term boyfriend, partner, etc.
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Habitual Bitch

A bitch that is.. habitual. Constantly being rude and obnoxious towards others. They're typically gross and ugly and still go around thinking they're hot shit when the truth is that everyone hates them. It's so normal for them do act this way, it's considered a habit. They have no real friends.
"Oh my God, Shelby is such a habitual bitch.."
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hubtastic

adjective used to describe anything that is awesome, or having to deal with the number nine, or 09,...the best number ever! Named after Colonel Hubert A. "Hub" Zemke, a BAMF fighter pilot in WWII.
This word can be used to describe anything, (i.e. "man, insert word here is Hubtastic").
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Pad Habit

When you repeatedly "touch" your Kindle or other "non touch pad" screen to navigate your way around the screens' surface, to no avail.
It took me forever to read this Kindle article. I kept trying to turn the page by touching the screen like I do with my ipad. I have a really Pad Habit!
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hibited

Free from traditional social or moral constraints; the opposite of inhibited.

Usage note: The vernacular "uninhibited" is grammatically incorrect as it contains a double-negative. The gentle urban speaker prefers the lesser-known, yet infinitely more refined, "hibited." See hibition.
After drinking a half-bottle of rum, I felt free and hibited -- enough to fuck a fat chick!
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habitat for humility

What church sould be, but often isn't.
We need money for a bigger church. We want to have stained glass windows shipped in from Italy. The more parishioners... the more money.
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