historic crush

An obviously unrequited love for a historical figure.

My co-workers hooked up because he looks like Abraham Lincoln, her historic crush.

by RwjKnowsStuff January 16, 2017

Historical Materialism

Euphemism among the homosexual community to refer to "doing it like it's the 1800s". Not just limited to sexual positions, but also to how a gay couple (or moresome) might refer to themselves. Similar to roommates with benefits.

"Hey baby, I think we should think about historical materialism for our relationship. My parents are super religious."

by assssssssssddddddddddddddf May 30, 2024

historical tea

History related topics and discoveries that could be controversial and once you read and learn about it is so eye opening that feels like you just heard some hot new gossip that you have to tell someone and share.

I just learned the best historical tea today about the early colonial settlers in Georgia.

by elrena March 30, 2021

historical depression

historical depression is the learning and educational system of history and its great old uselessness and how with history and if u look back on the past in the present all you know is to not to repeat in the future.

im gonna kill myself due to historical depression

by Hagshdnfvdjala April 17, 2022

historical marker

markers throughout a state

Look theres a historical marker.

by njibhj May 17, 2018

Historic

Not what I said.

Hym " 'Historic' being the operative word. My not changing my mind and anything. You pay me and I don't murder a child or your steal from me and I murder a child. And anyone stupid enough to let you do this deserves to have their kids murdered."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2025

historical map

A map that shows information about events and places from the past

brandon: "in class today the teacher was telling us about these maps about the olden days"

Emily: "Brandon, they're called historical maps"

by EmilyUrie12 October 7, 2016