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The Oh Shit! Handle

Designed for the passenger of the vehicle, just before a car accident issues they yell oh Shit! and grab for the handle above the passenger seat door, If the car doesn't have a oh shit! handle the passenger is screwed.
Oh Shit! <grabs The Oh Shit! Handle>
by Certamon May 5, 2009
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Handle Your Scandal

To take care of business! Whether it's regular day to day stuff, current beef you have with anyone (or if you're the mediator in friend drama), or unfortunate mishaps in life... YOU JUST GOTTA HANDLE THAT SHIT!
Paul: "Ay, is everything good witchu and what's her name?
Joe: "Nah, man she all in my ear about some dumb shit rn. I need to set her straight!"
Paul: "Oh aight, Handle Your Scandal bruh!
by ssqwad December 29, 2014
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handler

Responsible for making sure that the talent knows when they are to perform, where they are to perform, and what time they are to be there. a.k.a. "Talent handler."
The producer said I had more patience than Job, so could possibly work as a handler.
by angelsix December 14, 2008
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Haeley

She's addicting. She makes your heart pound so hard it'll be like a thunderstorm inside of you. She's different from anyone you've ever met and anyone you ever will meet. She storms into your mind and takes it over, refusing to leave. Loving her is easier than it is to breathe. I swear to God, she came straight from my sweetest dreams. Nothing could ever compare to her, or ever come close to being nearly as amazing and breathtaking as she is.
Haeley completes Kyle.
by FebruaryFirst September 5, 2014
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handlobraes

a mix of "handles" and "cobra" originated from a forum user typing "my car handles better than a cobra" and instead skipping over and getting "my car handlobraes better than a c"
HA HA I'm Handlobreaseing!!!!!1
by susan July 6, 2003
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handlebars of control

Coined by Tyra Banks on Cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. Variant of handlebars of fierceness.

The handlebars of control alludes to someone who attempts to dictate everything around them.
Alexandria has been holding onto the handlebars of control and refusing to let go.
by ANTMFan October 26, 2011
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wig handler

The female analog of a weed carrier. A lesser and often disposable assistant to a female or member of her entourage.
Nicole Richie made a decent living as Paris Hilton's wig handler on the Simple Life.

Destiny's Child are glorified wig handlers for Beyonce.
by Darrell Johnson September 3, 2007
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