hamtoucher

A person who enjoys the the tactile pleasure of touching ham.

For christs sake... some b3tan is moaning about the lack of definition for the word 'hamtoucher'. They must be a hamtoucher.

by Hamtouched January 1, 2006

haptotropic

curving in response to touch.

Damn, that lapdance totally had me all haptotropic.

by hobbledehoy2 February 19, 2010

hattonize

to knock out senseless; the depression that follows;

They didn't dare going toe to toe with Pacquiao for fear of getting hattonized.

by TheIconoclast June 10, 2011

Hatto

Its when something is too perfect to be true so it goes to a whole new level of perfection called hatto

Dude: Bruh did you see that girls booty
Bruh: goddamn Dude, that booty is hatto af.

by Truu definitions May 20, 2016

Hattor

Someone who hats stuff.

What you hat Pokemon, you such a hattor.

by JAY JAY THE FREAKING JET PLANE February 6, 2017

hattorius

A Hattorius is someone that is really good still every game. Without even playing it once.

I showed him this game, and he directly made my highscore better. He is a real Hattorius.

by Aaron Jonk April 10, 2018

Halton

Halton is a fit guy , who any girl will fall in love with he's a good footballer , funny and a very popular kid in school has many friends from all years and the teachers love him

Girl:look halton is coming

Girl 2: he's fit!!

by JamaicaDictionary June 16, 2018