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Gintrification

n. The natural progression of alcohol partakers preferences leading from Seagrams towards upper echelon labels such as Sipsmith and Tanqueray. Sometimes considered in a pejorative light as not all individuals can afford the luxury tax of rising beyond Bombay, but are nevertheless forced to coexist with a group that will perpetually consider their tastes reductive and incomplex.
Gintrification has become widespread in recent years particularly due to elitist microbrands and kitschy seasonal products.
by Andrill9 March 17, 2025
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Gentrification

An angsty dogwhistle used by culturally territorial locals to mean:
“I don’t like you because your financial pursuits are disrupting my hyper-niche neighborhood vibe.”

Often tossed around as if it signals some noble, systemic resistance—but more often just a melodramatic protest against having one’s narcissistically curated subculture overwritten by the inevitable Pareto dynamics of a free economy.
“Kayla called it gentrification when a developer replaced her crypto-themed hookah bar with condos—because her micro-scene of sea-shanty DJs and tarot nights was apparently sacred ground.”
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DeLayed gratification

A term for Money Laundering. Coined after the infamous house majority leader, Tom DeLay, after his conviction on money laundering charges.
John realized that most of the money he made was illegal, so he didn't mind some DeLayed gratification while he moved the money around in order to hide it's source.
by ohIkawtyou2 November 27, 2010
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Self gratification

When a person goes out of their way to please oneself.
"Jane just signed up for charity work even though she only think of herself"
"She's just doing it for self gratification, man"
by Dreshi January 10, 2017
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Instant Gratification Policing

When law enforcement officers unreasonably require that their commands be followed immediately and without hesitation. Almost all police abuse and killings stem from this inability to be patient, deescalate, and just listen to people first.
Instant Gratification Policing can happen when police say: "Turn around!" or "Put your hands behind your back!" or "Get on your knees!"
by Cigar Dave June 9, 2020
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Christmas Gratification

Enjoying yourself sexually on Christmas as a gift.
I let him have some Christmas Gratification while I wrapped the kids presents.
by Emptychair361 January 5, 2023
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