Grunk

A straight person who has gay tendencies when they get drunk.

Acting gay when getting drunk. Example: "Did you see Greg the other night, he had a six pack of beer and he was acting like a Grunk!"

by Matthew Ivy September 28, 2013

grunka lunka

Evil versions of oompa loompas, using 'badass' rhyming and song instead of the ussual singing of their 'goody-goody' cousins which ussualy has a moral or tries to teach the lstener a lesson...

"grunka lunka, doo ba dee daa, we are the most badass muthas by far!"

"grunka lunka, dooo ba dee doom, we will steal ur daughter from her room!"

by Christian Martin (aka The Crazy Russian) September 8, 2008

grunk music

indie/grunge/punk/rock

comes from: grunge+punk=grunk

Grunk music is a type of music using indie/grunge/punk/rock: ie: free state prophets

by GEMSY August 17, 2006

grunk

A shortend term for the name used to describe a Grunka-Lunka, who feature prominantly in the Futurama episode "Fry and the Slurm Factory." Grunk is commonly used as an insult (to claim that a person or thing resembles a Grunka-Lunka, or acts like one in anyway.) But is mainly used to replace the phrase idiot, sadcase, fucktard etc, especially if you can't think of another term to call you're friends.

Example 1
Jake: "Hey, you reckon we should go to Matt's house?"
Nathan: "No, you fucking grunk, his house is a shithole."

Example 2
Jake: "Jakea-lakea, spanka-la-matts, lets go over to matts"
Nathan: "No, you fucking grunk, his house is a shithole."

by grunk December 10, 2006

Grukkle

grukkle; material that can be found on ones hands after doing pull ups or chin ups at the pit

gee whiz andrew, you sure do have a lot of grukkle on your hands

by jcdangler August 16, 2010

Grunk

When grandpa gets in to the liquor cabinet at four in the morning. Probably has a half smoked blunt and is blurting out racist slurs he learned in the Vietnam war. When he finally sobers up he will just say what are you looking at to the closest person near him and take a shot of nightquil and pass out on your couch to start the cycle over again the next day

Child: mom grandpa is scaring me

Mother: don't be a little bitch grandpa is just geting his grunk on

by Grunk fund June 11, 2018

Grunky

Adj. looking like or dressing as a slovenly or homely older woman

resembling an ugly granny

Damn, nice panties girl. You so grunky!

by jupitergo September 7, 2006