Groupingon

v. The act of buying a coupon that provides benefits for a whole group.

Thing 1: Hey you want to see that movie?
Thing 2: Yeah sure let me just pull out my handy dandy Groupingon Pocket Savings Book!

by adkfjaskldfjaslkd May 15, 2011

groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day

My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.

by somire August 24, 2016

Grumping off

Someone in a grumpy mood who intentionally avoids interaction with others as they wallow in their own discontent

Mike got out of the wrong side of the bed today, he's been grumping off in the garage all morning

by Quixand August 31, 2017

gremping

Shoving each arm into a dog's ass up to the elbow, then using the dogs as melee weapons.

If someone ever breaks into my house I'll use gremping to drive them off.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Gramping

The act of posting pictures of shirtless old men in response to racist or fascist posts on Facebook.

"You see what that prick Anders posted now?"
"Yeah, I'm already Gramping the motherfucker"

by Gronksucker August 13, 2020

Gromming

Gromming (v): When a woman submerged in water farts and the air bubble moves towards her front and goes inside of her vagina.

Josh: Haha, I farted.
Chris: But no air bubbles came up.
Josh: That's cuz I'm gromming it.
Chris: Aw, sick dude! Your puss smells like a wet fart box!!!

by Toffer666 September 20, 2020

Groming

After a long day in a bakery, a hot bath with candles and Celine Dion’s greatest hits. Focusing on the 95-02 years of Dions library and more specifically

“My Heart Will Go On” pretending the bar of soap is the “Heart of the Ocean”

“My boy pussy may have a yeast infection from my long day in bakery, by the end of the day the bread wasn’t the only thing rising, I’m going home and Groming myself.”

by C Kim March 18, 2021