glitching my Matrix

A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.

"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."

by Charles Hoffmann August 27, 2010

Grinching

When a man has skinny arms and legs but a slightly protruding fat gut.

I thought that guy was cute until I took off his clothes and realized he was Grinching.

by N.anno0o December 14, 2016

map glitching

Glitching oneself about the virtual terrain in computer and console games for harmless fun or devious mischief. Becoming skilled at map glitching can be rewarding for players, but overuse of glitches may cause other lame players to get pissed off.

Gameplay Examples:

Stacking loads of objects up to get to odd places the player was not meant to access or to get out of the map.

Bunnyhopping up onto stuff and into unusual locations in the game environment that were not meant to be accessible to the player.

Examples in speech:

"damn map glitchers"

"map glitching is fun, let me show you how"

"Multiple map glitch exploits were fixed in the 8.7 patch..."

by Camzeck September 24, 2009

flinching

When a male's penis twitches because he is scared or excited.

I was flinching so much during that movie

by Thoarf the dwarf February 1, 2016

grunching

to give up on anything without any good reason at all. To basically be a giant pussy.

Tim: I didn't use that free trip to Europe because I might of had to work
Tim's Friend: Well your fucking "grunching" that aren't you

by boogerlips March 23, 2010

glinking

1. Building, then subsequently ruining a moment.

2. Being all at once hungry, angry, and aroused at inappropriate times

Honey, I can't have you glinking around my parents. It really ruins the family atmosphere. hangry sexy turned on angry

by ar8iter October 20, 2015

Wet Glitching

To be “tweaking” or another word for rain

You wet glitching. It’s so peaceful outside when it’s wet glitching.

by Wetter 200 August 21, 2019