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Quantum Genital Mechanics

A field of scientific theory dealing with genitals that are either very small, or very theoretical.
Quantum Genital Mechanics states that Matt has very small genitals, and Mason has very theoretical genitals
by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010
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Sloppy toppy genital property gorilla grip pussy lips

When dat pussy so tight your dick turns purple as if a gorilla was clenching your cock as tight as possible
Friend 1 :Are you sure that girls head game good? Friend 2: yeah but she can make up for it with the sloppy toppy genital property gorilla grip pussy lips so it's cool doe
by Pb bruh nuts July 1, 2020
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male genital cutting

Term for male circumcision. term used to corrspond to female genital cutting usrd to denote that female circumcision is wrong as opposed to male circumision that these feminist think is okay. This term is used to correct that misconception.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 16, 2009
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by jake spedgely August 11, 2003
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genitalia

Ive got warts all over my ass and genitalia.
by the tweaker February 16, 2004
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genotype

Genotype describes the genetic constitution of an individual, that is the specific allelic makeup of an individual, usually with reference to a specific character under consideration 1. For instance, there are three possible genotypes for the human albino gene, and it has two allelic forms, dominant A and recessive a. Thus the three possible genotypes are AA (homozygous dominant), Aa (heterozygous), and aa (homozygous recessive).
Brittany has AA genotype for blond hair.
by Mary Lee January 7, 2008
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Genital Souties

n. - A sexually transmitted virus that causes painful blisters that usually occur on the lips, genitals, and eyes. Genital Souties occur in rashes, or outbreaks, when the Souties Simplex Virus becomes active in the skin. Unlike Genital Herpes, which cause puss-filled blisters, Genital Souties are known to cause blisters that bear a distinctive resemblance to Brian Souter. Souties are known to have thick glasses, bushy beards, and are particularly painful in that Souties - unlike Herpes - are able to speak. Known to consistently harass the victim with endless conspiracy theories, Genital Souties often lead to suicide in victims who are desperate to escape the inane conspiracy talk.

Despite some available treatment options, there is no cure for Genital Souties. Ask your doctor about treatment options such as Soutrex. The only way to prevent Genital Souties is to avoid contact with conspiracy theorists.
Doctor: Son, I'm afraid I have some bad news: It's Genital Souties.

Victim: (begins weeping) Oh God, why did I keep going with that girl after she started talking about government mind control!
by Save Our Souters May 25, 2006
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