fuck me gently with a chainsaw

First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".

Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

by OldFart77 December 9, 2008

Gentleman's Dozen

1. Unit of measurement: approximately 2 dozen, or 24.

2. A case of beer, traditionally of mid to high quality beer in glass bottles. A gentleman always brings enough to share, and a case should be enough to get a gentleman's posse buzzed.

1. -How many eggs should I get?

-A gentleman's dozen.

2. Could you pick up a gentleman's dozen for the party tonight?

by ecnirP February 12, 2010

Gentleman of Leisure

A man who derives a living from their own finacial assets or has other sources of irregular income leaving them financially secure without any typical employment, duties, or financial responsibilities. Such a man may be self-made, or they may be the result of inheritance, a trust fund baby, or an "idiot son". A true gentleman of leisure enjoys a high quality of life involving mostly recreation and leisure activity, and often prides himself as a playboy, adventurer, or a gentleman gambler. While most are wealthy enough to remain without occupation they will often portray occupation with some line of work such as an investor, speculator, business owner, professional gambler, or even being involved in some sort of illegal or illicit trade.

After making rediculous amounts of money by selling his design to a large company, Tom now fancies himself a gentleman of leisure. He spends most days hanging around the pool reading The Wall Street Journal, and spends his nights at the club either drinking with ladies or playing high stakes poker in the back room.

by ALWXXX March 14, 2011

Gentledouche

A male who is gentlemen and a douche at the same time.

Pregnant Women: -Walking behind said gentledouche.-
Gentledouche: -Standing aside to open the for the woman.-
Pregnant Women: "What a gentlemen."
Gentledouche: -Gently kicks her in the stomach.- No problem bitch. -Walks off.-

by MarieLala June 30, 2011

Holy Gentlemanly

A phrase to express shock or bemusement.

Person 1: 'I ate 8 pancakes last shrove tuesday'

Person 2: 'Holy Gentlemanly!!'

by Gee8 April 17, 2009

gentle

1. to be soft, lightly , kind, amiable ,of or relating to a gentleman, a: tractable, docile b: free from harshness, sternness, or violence3: soft, delicate4: moderate

"please bite me in a gentle manner" said waffles, " i dont want you to leave marks on my neck"

by waffliness July 5, 2008

Gentleman's Shake

Post ejaculation, the now sexually gratified male takes his semi-flaccid penis and shakes it wildly about the face of his liver depositing any remnant love juices on their cheeks and lips.

Celeste gave Frank a sloppy blow job and gobbled up his busted nut like a hungry whore. He left her with a lovely facial glaze by doing the Gentleman's Shake.

by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2017