gardener

An undercover name, used by teenagers for person who sells cannabis.

"dude, the gardener got arrested" or "i saw the gardener yesterday"

by Beckee February 22, 2008

Ass gardener

A person that wants to have sex with your butthole.

Hello, I am an ass gardener

by UISjackolope (Sphen) January 30, 2003

Gardening sucks

Gardening sucks is the phrase RonanSoccer exclaims when he spills his milk after having sexual intercourse with his lawn mower.

guy 1: "hey man did you hear gardening sucks last night?"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"

by Mowing masters November 1, 2017

Garden Gnome Dickhead

The role you name someone on Discord when they have been warned on GC Over 50 Times, If this user has been warned over 50 Times you shall name him "Super Mega Garden Gnome Dickhead" if they say "Average Garden Gnome Dickhead" It means you have been warned over 100 times and there used to you

Hey That Guy is such a Dickhead lets give him the Role on Discord "Garden Gnome Dickhead"

by Definitions4People February 5, 2018

Willow Garden

To be in one of these would mean being inside a woman during sexual intercourse.

"Dude, I just got into her Willow Garden"

by Davelikesbananas April 6, 2009

titty garden

A strip club serving lots of titties along with chicken tikka masala

Singh: Bro let's go to the titty garden
Near: Bro do they have chicken tikka masala??
Singh: Of course bro!! Lots of them bro tikka tikka tikka

by KGB09 October 26, 2012

Cress Garden

When a woman hasn't had sex for so long she's left her lady garden unattended - cress grows well in dark moist conditions

I'm so horny, will someone munch my cress garden?!

by Vicky and Sammy February 6, 2006