.foretheria

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by Amongusissussy December 27, 2021

foetnite

A very ebic term used by true gaemers.

Foetnite.

by foetnite September 23, 2019

Future Forecast

What the hell? These people must think we are really stupid. Is there such a thing as yesterday forecast? Duuuh..

Next we will have the Future Forecast but first we will hear from....
Means that NEXT is not Next. Another word that does not mean anything.
Future forecasters will not be fired if they lie like a rug by a certain percentage.

by Gerry Attricks July 21, 2003

Shipping forecast

A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.

"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"

"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."

by Flannybabes May 15, 2012

Sexual forecasting

When a person, in a totally non-sexual context, inadvertently makes a sound or says a word/phrase that is obviously (without a doubt) vocalized in the same way that the person would during sex. This provides a startling, disconcerting glimpse into their private life.

"UGGGGHHHH YESS!!!" moaned Fernanda after seeing her final physics grade. "Whoops ... sorry for that sexual forecasting just then."

by VNFP June 20, 2018

Arousal Forecast

1. A calculated prediction of when you are most sexually aroused. 2. A preventive measure to forming misconceptions about your body.

My arousal forecast is night as I tend to be more sexually aroused between 8:00 PM and 1:00 AM.

by Sexpert Malika Sihara December 13, 2020

Forecasturbation

The act of working oneself into a tizzy over impending severe weather, as by a meteorologist.

The weatherman was exhausted after a weekend of intense forecasturbation.

by Snark Chariot January 21, 2011