flutterbuy

Refers to an attractive female's “purchasing” of a mushy-hearted male's compliance/forgiveness/assistance/generosity by giving him a wheedling smile and batting her eyelashes. Often spoken about in a disgusted/sarcastic tone by a fellow male who was not present at the time of said “transaction”, and so he cannot really have any way of knowing for sure if HE HIMSELF might have been hopelessly “melted”, also, if he had been in his buddy's shoes. Daisy Duke is known to be something of an expert at this sort of thing, frequently using her beauty and charm to mellow the otherwise hard-nosed Hazzard County officials and get them to go easier on her two somewhat-reckless cousins.

Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: You mean to tell me that you let that giggle of girls in for FREE?!?!??? Are you outta yer mind, dude?!??

Starry-eyed ticket agent whom he is relieving: Oh, I couldn't help it... they gave me such warm sweet simpery smiles and flapped their long exquisite eyelashes at me in such an alluringly flirty manner that so I just couldn’t bear to charge them anything.

Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: Ahhhh... they pulled the ole' “flutterbuy routine” on you, did they??

by QuacksO December 29, 2013

flusterpate

v. combination of fluster, constipate, and frustrate.

To overwhelm to the point of mental breakdown

On her ride home, Mary was cut off by a truck driver. Having had an already bad day, this last incident so flusterpated her that she had to pull over and cry.

by Marc December 11, 2003

flutterbitch

Flutterbitch is the mean version of fluttershy Like in season1 where discord turend al The pony's into mean pony's. the Mean version of fluttershy Is calles flutterbitch

Person1:Hee dude die you see the MLP episode last night. person2: yeah fluttershy turned into a flutterbitch . Person1: yeah i know

by Fluttershys January 1, 2015

Flusterated

When a mother or women is frusterated and flustered at the saem time, usaly when a mother is bitchy for no reason.

My mom was so flusterated last night

by JTB773 March 15, 2009

Flutterstep

Flutterstep is a sub-genre to the third degree, being a sub-genre of dubstep (a sub-genre of breakbeat and drum-and-bass from 2-step garage usually featuring one or multiple 'drops'; in turn a sub-genre of EDM). Flutterstep contains vocal cuts from the character Fluttershy from the Hub's My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic show. Flutterstep (as of 5/4/2013) has a very small selection of musical pieces, and large variance in musical talent is present between them. Some Flutterstep mixes are therefore amazing, with a perfect mix of dubstep badassery and Fluttershy's introvertedness and cuteness well blended and suitable even for club scenes. The other side of the spectrum would have you want to slay Fluttershy after gouging out your eardrums, and offer her slowly draining husk to Satan in exchange never to hear that song again.

Clouds VIP, a remix by Omnipony (Brony musician), is a typical but well-laid dubstep piece: variance lies between smooth tones and Fluttershy voice cuts from 'So Many Wonders'; and two drops where your head explodes from hyper-awesome overload. Avast Ye' Fluttershy's Ass on the other hand, is a crude and poorly done knock-off parody, which I hardly include as Flutterstep and more as an attempt to shine shit.

by Brony Definitions May 4, 2013

flusterating

flusterated:
something that is both disturbing and annoying at the same time

How flusterating is it that Oprah Winfrey's cardboard cut-out was in line ahead of you at Starbuck's this morning?

by identi-me January 27, 2015

futerbate

(v.) To have sex in the car.

Yeah me and my boy were futerbating last night.

by Hajabajoobi August 31, 2003