dope fiend yoke

when niggas owe you drug money, you "yoke them up", consisting of one arm around the neck, and the other arm a half-nelson, shaking their arm so that they pay what they owe. BITCH

*Northdeer*: "Yo, that nigguh was illin', stuntin' like his daddy, so i dope fiend yoked him up."

Leroy: "Damn yo, trillz. You earf him? Make that cudi pay up."

*Northdeer*: "Representin' for the gangstas across the world."

by AndyMerksNiggas August 18, 2009

round file

verb. The relatively simple action of tossing useless documents or other papers you don't care about into the trash bin (usually round in shape). The lowest priority of filing systems...yet amazingly effective.

noun. The garbage can

"Your jury summons came in the mail, I round filed it for you."
"Thanks for saving me the time."

"After the end of the semester, I took all my papers and put them in the round file. They were taken care of accordingly."

by CollegeDude June 16, 2006

fiendin'

to have an intense craving, hankering, or desire for something.

After not being with a woman for nearly 9 months, I was fiendin' for a slice of that poontang pie!

by weave March 20, 2003

direct file dysfunction

(aka DFD) When a shitty instant messenger file transfer crashes halfway through leaving you empty and unsatisfied.

My MSN has direct file dysfunction.

by Requiett April 9, 2008

circular file

a wastebasket, a trashcan

Please deposit this junk into the circular file.

by Light Joker January 2, 2007

failentologist

some one who fails at almost every thing

rob: did you get my coffee?
tim:sorry i forgot...
a few hours later:
rob:so tim forgot my coffee this morning
jimmy: tim is such a fucking failentologist!

by why are muffins illegal? October 18, 2009

fiend pod

when you take the cotton filters from a juul pod, stuff them into the bottom, and push the rubber gasket down (pushing all extra juice down) in order to fiend the last precious drops of nicotine

“Can I hit your juul?”

“Nah bro I only have a fiend pod left”

by lil’tweak February 12, 2019