featherless biped

A human being, as said by Plato, until Diogenes "persuaded" him into changing it to a featherless biped with broad, flat nails.

Plato said that a human was a featherless biped.
In response, Diogenes plucked a chicken and gave it to Plato, saying "Here is Plato's man!"
Plato then changed it to featherless biped with broad, flat nails

by Mr. Some1one October 27, 2020

dink Feather

a feather used to sexual arouse a dick

"dude is that your dink feather?"

by JIMBOJACKSON April 14, 2010

Butt feathers

When your butt hairs stick together because of some feces stuck up in their so it forms a feather

I need to take a long hot shower to tear apart these butt feathers

by Notsnhojnamtuo December 11, 2012

taint feathers

The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"

After he saw all the taint feathers on the floor he knew he had to shit somewhere else.

by Mr. Phish2 June 16, 2017

Head Under Feather

When someone does something wrong and gets upset by the result, but refuses to admit a mistake even though they are clearly in the wrong.

Joe ran a stop sign and got chewed out by a cop. He would not let it go and was so Head Under Feather about it.

by Phil O December 14, 2007

horse feathers

Makes no sence.
originated in the 1920-30's

(ex. Thats horse feathers)

by eep.. May 13, 2005

featherweight

Someone who can get drunk or high off of incredibly small amounts of stuff. Usually a small person.

Dude! Sherry's passed out in the bathroom! Didn't she only have a quarter of a beer? Featherweight!!

Okay, Hannah, you better only have one hit. You're such a featherweight, last time you had two and you were stoned for days.

by afoxinsox May 7, 2010