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My Father

Someone who has loved me and cared about me my whole life. Someone who has always been there for me. The most: kind,helpful,funny and most resourceful person ever. I love My Father very much and I know nothing can change that.
by glowy the smiley face July 16, 2022
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Idiot Father Syndrome

A father, who does not believe anything you tell him. The most common example of this is not believing logic, science or not believing proven science or logic or anything else for that matter.
This is a Example of Idiot Father Syndrome.

(Father with IFS) Don't drip water on the carpet, it will stain.
(Child) No it won't, its just water it will evaporate.
(Father with IFS) It evaporates in your dreams!
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I am your father

A. A phrase made famous by Star Wars episode, The Empire Strikes Back. It is the pivotal plot twist in the movie and is usually misquoted in a feigned Darth Vader voice as “Luke, I am your father,” whenever someone named Luke introduces himself to a Star Wars fan. Star Wars purists maintain the full quote is actually “No, I am your father.”
B. A phrase that someone named Luke growing up in the 1980’s would hear at least twice a month by random people who always make a ridiculous attempt to simulate James Earl Jones’ voice. They usually follow up by saying “I bet you never heard that before!”
Luke: "Hi my name is Luke."
Random Person putting hands up to mouth and breathing: "qwrrrr, qwrrrr, LuuuUUUuuuke I am your father! - Ha! betcha never heard that before!"
by Luke D. Lorenz January 12, 2006
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father durso

a name for someone who can finish a cigarette in under 45 seconds and smokes upward of 2 packs a day.
the group of people were smoking and decided to see who could pull a father durso off the fastest. the fastest time was 37 seconds.
by cartman1080 January 28, 2012
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you are the father

A sentence that can be heard on the mind-numbing Maury Povich show, which is a show that I watch every day after school but won't admit it.
This sentence is used usually after some ugly black woman is crying because she slept around with 15 guys and got pregnant and now she doesn't know her baby's father is.
LaShoniqua: Ah am 125% sure he is mah baby's daddy. (Sobs moronically)
Maury: Why do you think he refuses to admit he's the father?
LaShoniqua: (Eyes suddenly bug out, angry) Because he do wanna be ah man, he don'wan' da reszponzibility!
He needs to step up and be a man, and take care of his child!!
Drey: I think LaShoniqua is a hoe. She sleep wit everyone.
Maury: When it comes to 4-month-old Naziqua, you are the father.
LaShoniqua: (Leaps up from chair, begins barking into Drey's face as he walks off stage, PO'd.
by WhoWEF May 13, 2005
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Father

My father is one big motherfucker.
My mum's a father fucker.
My fucker fucked a dad and a mom yesterday.
I am a fucker.
by CREAM (look up band) July 2, 2014
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Father Time

The personification of Time and the more friendly version of the Grim Reaper. Typically pictured as an old man with a white beard doning a cloak and oft times carrying a scythe and hourglass. In ancient times he was known as Chronus or Saturn.

Father Time is married to Mother Earth; just as the Grim Reaper, the personification of Death, is married to Life who pictured as a young lady in artwork.

He symbolizes the flow of time and its effects. His old body is a reminder that time is the devourer of all things and that, like the sand in the hourglass he often carries, his life will run out, as all good things come to an end.
He turns the seasons around
And so she changes her gown
But they always look in their prime
They go on dancing their dance
Of every lasting romance
Mother Earth and Father Time
The summer larks return to sing
Oh what a gift they give
Then autumn days grow short and cold
Oh what a joy to live
How very special are we
For just a moment to be
Part of life’s eternal rhyme
How very special are we
To have on our family tree
Mother Earth and Father Time
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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